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Sam

@phutmasterflex

Learn math to count your blessings. -- Lil B

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Joined June 2009
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Rest in peace, Sam Neill. Thank you for bringing Dr. Grant to life.
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Today in Hill Valley History: @BacktotheFuture opened in 1,420 theaters across the U.S. (1985) backtothefuture.com/movies/b…
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Replying to @Athletics
“If you deliberately put a bad product on the field and drive your fan base away, you don’t get to use that as an excuse to leave.” — Carl Steward, East Bay Times, 2023 “Oakland has tried its mightiest… it’s still been slain by this corporate carpetbagging.” — Dave Newhouse
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Replying to @whitesox
I Guess the black player who made you rich over there and holds all your records is forgettable! Don’t worry I’m taking Receipts!
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Remembering John on his birthday today
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Turn on replies. What are you afraid of?!
Athletics (@Athletics) profile pictureAthletics
@Athletics28 Sep 2025
Thank you 💚 💛
A Green & Gold graphic that reads, “Thank You, Fans.”

ALT A Green & Gold graphic that reads, “Thank You, Fans.”

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🐐 REPOST to WIN 🐐 We’re just a few days away from Ichiro going into the Hall of Fame! To celebrate, we’re giving away an #IchiroHOF Prize Pack—thanks to the @MarinersStore! All you need to do is hit that repost button for a chance to win!
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John Fisher so confused trying to figure out which A is his. Yes…the A’s cut a promo and used the wrong A logo.
Baseball Is Dead (@baseballisdead_) profile pictureBaseball Is Dead
@baseballisdead_10 Jul 2025
Wanna see a ball disappear?
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Imagine the possumbilities
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They can’t sellout the 2nd game in a minor league park in WEST SACRAMENTO but will sell out 81 dates in Vegas in the most distracting city in America? Sure.
Bob Nightengale (@BNightengale) profile pictureBob Nightengale
@BNightengale2 Apr 2025
It took until the 8th inning tonight until chants began "Sell the Team.'' A's trail the Cubs 7-4 in the bottom of the 8th.
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I’m in downtown Los Angeles this morning, where I’m covering a large protest over President Trump’s immigration policy. Protesters held signs that condemned ICE raids and had messages for Trump, like one that read “Chinga Tu MAGA.”
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Some A’s fans left their caps on their seats and left after tonight’s game in Seattle.
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Crowds like this would’ve been normal in Oakland if ownership wasn’t garbage for 30 seasons straight. 30 seasons of low payroll, relocation threats, no commitment to the city or community, poor treatment of fans, and constant rising ticket prices. Never forget what A’s owners & MLB did to this fanbase.
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Last games attendance (capacity): Expos: 35,000 (54,000) Browns: 55,000 (80,000) Oilers: 15,000 (62,000) A’s: 47,000 (47,000) No one claims Houston or Cleveland had terrible fan bases, undeserving of a team. A’s fans are there. They were just beaten down for 20 years by ownership.
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2012 Josh Hamilton at the Coliseum. 2024 Wyatt Langford at the Coliseum.
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Oakland, you’re a good egg.
ESPN (@espn) profile pictureESPN
@espn26 Sep 2024
The Athletics are playing in front of a sold out crowd for the final time in Oakland.
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Sam retweeted
MLB (@MLB) profile picture
MLB
@MLB17 Aug 2024
Blink and you’ll miss one of Mason Miller’s heaters.But repost and comment? That’ll give you a chance to win one of the balls he’s fired at 100+ mph this season. No purchase necessary. 18+. Ends 9:00pm ET on 8/22. Restrictions apply; see Official Rules: atmlb.com/3YU5npL
Pictured: Mason Miller about to deliver a pitch. He wears a road gray A’s jersey with a dark green cap.

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Americans in November
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Ready To Feel Old? ClickHole Started Ten Years Ago This Week clickhole.com/ready-to-feel-…
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How much longer do we have to put up with her?
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