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DNI if you're a witch a mage a sorcerer or a spellcaster of any kind or a specter from my past
accidentally scrolled onto and clicked the airplane screen on my phone during the sleep call with my 3 week long situationship and she stopped matching names with me is there anything i can do to fix this situation
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asked my boss why we even have a penis explosion chamber if it’s just a normal office and then shortly after i got a meeting invite from hr and when i saw what room it was booked for i could only smile
2004 Celica GT retweeted
YOU’VE WENT AND GONE ALL IN ON NOTHING
BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE BET ON LOVE, CHUD!
i felt the vibration of an ant passing my house. this will be the last of the year as they are all gathered in their small huts to sleep during the winter
5 inches isn't small. thats as big as 5/12 of a ruler. actually 4 inches isn't small either or 3 inches at that matter of fact 2 inches isnt small at all really. 1 inch is pretty big if you think about it because less space taken = more creativity can be used in the empty space
Only terrible, greedy people respond "Christmas!" or "Halloween!" or "Easter" when asked their favorite holiday. Of course you love getting candy and presents you weasel. My favorite holiday on the other hand, is Earth Day, because I'm a good fucking person.
























