@picodegator

sometimes funny, mostly insufferable #gogata #weare #DUUUVAL #lgm

Joined November 2023
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you put in your two weeks and suddenly you’re the devil and everybody starts treating you like the dirt caked into the treads of their shoes
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like damn, this two weeks was a COURTESY
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Respectful Memes
@RespectfulMemes3h
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Kamal@kaxmarll15h
People who keep investing in their space ◻️>>
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pinkie@pinkamaniaa14h
me as a detective: ok wait omg
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Gracee💕💜
@graceis_cute18h
me in primary school when i raised my hand to answer the question and teacher said "put your hand down, i know you know the answer, let others try"
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A’damn Shayme@blackcindyyOct 27
Halloween plans starting in 72 hours. Lemme get this body right
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Casual Thursday@CasualThursday23h
Pat McAfee said this. Pat McAfee did that. Wake me up when Pat McAfee actually protects my computer from viruses like I freaking paid for.
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ashley ray@theashleyray9h
i want a producer to step in and end this season of love is blind
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i’m sorry for what my face did when you asked a really fucking stupid question
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𝒜 ₊ ⊹@antommo2228Oct 27
How it feels to wear something slightly out of your comfort zone
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scrolling through twitter replies not even fun anymore bc it’s all ai bots
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ً@ImAVeteran_Oct 27
When I talk about the weather it isn’t small talk. I actually care about it and I want to discuss
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Brando 🐞@homesickbrandoOct 27
I’m sorry if you get the foldy iPhone I’m gonna think of you the same way i think of cybertruck drivers
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adulthood is just reaching the point where you start taking melatonin and magnesium for better sleep
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marvièn
@mvn_dnOct 27
if i attend your halloween party dressed as her it means i won’t be staying long
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Kelly@kellycuccaOct 26
exit interviewer: so why did you quit exactly? me: this job was making me less beautiful
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lacey@emomommieOct 27
why are your balls in My court
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You try to support a small business and a cookie is $19
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Danny404
@Daniel890680121Oct 26
Adore ur girl cause a dude with an air mattress took mine a couple weeks ago
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