@pie_how

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Joined January 2020
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She couldn't believe that he would stay He couldn't believe that anyone had left.
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so much to learn, so little time.
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I saw so few boobs today that I thought it was Wednesday.
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calling all cake knowers
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I really just cannot stand driving around other people
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Sometimes the reason you feel so stuck is because you keep trying to make a life you’ve outgrown feel comfortable again.
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delete hinge and flirt with one of your twitter followers that lives across the world
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celebrities make for boring interviews almost all of the time.
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I think the problem may be your horrible taste in men.
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Not to be an annoying rule follower but everyone at every baggage claim I’ve ever been to needs to take a GIANT step back
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boobs don't solve problems, but they do make you forget what the problem was.
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Drake Smith
@drakesmith__Oct 26
Golfers: If you are always working on your swing you will never have a move you can count on and trust. There comes a point where you have to transition out of mechanics and into just hitting golf shots.
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fantasy football is stupid and JSN is really good.
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who wants to take me shopping for sweats.
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JP 🍍@JPLFR80Oct 25
One of those days when only sucking on some nice titties would help
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Shannon
@gardengirl125Oct 24
If I find out someone doesn’t like me I literally cannot find any fucks to give, but if an animal doesn’t like me I’ll go into the deepest depths of misery and despair wondering where I went wrong in my life 😭
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I do a lot of childish things but buying my golf balls with the number 69 is up there.
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Ive come to the conclusion that I really dont like too many people
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we really need to stop rushing the field. Something is going to happen.
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Marcel Reed is the most inaccurate QB I have ever seen play this many games.
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I still don't get the Pat McAfee love
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