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eyesonthepies

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Joined March 2009
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Adele Bloch
@adele_bloch9h
really just convinced everything is a muscle at the end of the day. socializing, being seen, being radically truthful, writing, speaking up for yourself. not something you have or don’t have - a muscle you have to work out just like any other
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Katy Kelleher@KatyKelleherNov 10
Having one of those days where I mourn the loss of the usable internet. It's become so degraded and empty, so full of bullshit and devoid of life, so much more difficult to navigate and enjoy. It's all platforms, products, sponsored posts, scams, scams, scams.
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joyful critter@masochistmartyrNov 7
so was spongebob :)
saint (@saintisvrstile) profile picturesaint
@saintisvrstileNov 6
I'm under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean.
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AND UNPLUG THEM MUTHAFUCKING DATA CENTERS ON YA WAY OUT
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Kassie Watt@kassieepsteinNov 4
my god this app is a dumpster fire but there’s no better place to be on nights like this
Kurt, etc. (@Kurt_A_Eff) profile pictureKurt, etc.@Kurt_A_EffNov 4
If Talarico wins Texas I will kill and eat Liberty Biberty live on MySpace
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Brandy Jensen@BrandyLJensenNov 4
okay don’t kill the fucking vibe
Nancy Pelosi (@SpeakerPelosi) profile pictureNancy Pelosi
@SpeakerPelosiNov 4
Speaker Hakeem Jeffries.
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Covie
@covie_93Nov 4
Pete Hegseth wanted people to watch a public execution, well they're seeing it tonight.
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huge day for finding out if anything good can ever happen again
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staid@staidindoorsNov 4
we're putting ms rachel on the $100 bill
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🫂🇧🇦 (@meltalkschels) profile picture
🫂🇧🇦@meltalkschelsNov 4
THEYRE LOSING DISTRICTS THEY GERRYMANDERED FOR THEMSELVES BAHHAHAHAHAHAH
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WHOLE TIMELINE IS SHITTING ON MAGA. THIS IS WHY WE STAY ON TWITTER. I'VE WAITED 10 YEARS FOR THIS NIGHT. PLEASE AMERICA VOTE AND END THIS FUCKING NIGHTMARE.
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amanda@jailedamandaNov 3
Type of shit I was saving to my phone election week 2020
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Brandy Jensen@BrandyLJensenNov 2
appreciated the extra hour in which to read funny tweets about Haley Stevens
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angel@ajmg__Nov 2
Need to leave out milk and cookies for him
(Sarah) سارة (@sarsaraaaaah) profile picture(Sarah) سارة@sarsaraaaaahNov 2
hope this diva got a good night sleep
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guru pacifico@grnpointerOct 30
Crunchwrap supreme
karter (@karterAKA) profile picturekarter@karterAKAOct 30
Thinking about things like "notary public," "body politic," phrases where English puts the modifier after the noun like a Romance language. There must be some other examples
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anomali@Anomali210830Oct 24
Happy Pythagorean Theorem Day! 10/24/26 10² + 24² = 26² This is the last one we’ll experience in our lifetime.
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PmAmTraveller
@pmamtravellerOct 24
Everything Appears as it is: Infinite by American artist Alex Dodge.
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The world does not need a billion suns. It needs stars and moons. Some people are the mountains, some the seas. Some stand as rivers, others trees. Your greatness is waiting for you to discover how it shines in the world and there's magic in knowing there's so much you can be.
j64th𓂀 (@literallymej) profile picturej64th𓂀
@literallymejOct 7
How I feel when I see people my age do great things while I’m still stuck trying to figure out what the hell is going on in my life. xitter.gq/whotjj/status/21078630…
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sage@sagespellsOct 7
my favorite kind of intimacy is when two people start using each other’s random phrases and mannerisms without even realizing it. you just wake up one day and realize you speak a little bit of their language.
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michelle@chlorophormgirlOct 1
Replacing lol with muahaha this month
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