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Hi peoplee I’m taking a (much needed) break from crocheting but I’d loveee to work on cool commissions once I’m back If you’d love to get a cool crochet piece (or 5🤭), join the waitlist heree: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F…
Eeeeeekkkkk They’re so beautifullllll 🥹🥹🥹 Headphone covers by mee for @cynugwudike
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i’m showing the exhibit again at another location for two weeks soon so pls if you’d like still come
Every cool person I know was at Cyn’s exhibition. I am not jealous 😭
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pls pls share, donate or buy a print! 🙏🏾💕
hii i’m theo and i’m kindly asking you to pls share, donate or buy a print 🥹💕 link here & in bio 💗✨ linktr.ee/mabelpiines
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Good morning please and please let’s try and vote this administration out abeggggggg I use God beg una
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During this weekend, we have been hearing that Nollywood is an 8.2 billion dollar industry and that we contribute 850 plus billion naira to the economy. Where are these figures from? Why are they being repeated? I went digging. The N853.9 billion figure comes from Nigeria's 2014 GDP rebasing. That was the first time the statistics bureau counted Nollywood in GDP. It's 2013 data, over a decade old. At the time, the naira was about N157 to the dollar, which made it about $5.1 billion. In 2016, an IMF magazine article repeated the same N853.9 billion but called it $7.2 billion. Same naira, different dollars. It was a feature article, not an IMF study, but "IMF says" stuck, and we have been quoting it ever since. At today's exchange rate, that same N853.9 billion is worth under $600 million. What about $6.4 billion and $8.2 billion? I couldn't find a published method for either. The $6.4 billion traces back to a speech at a summit. The $8.2 billion looks like the same thing, pushed a little higher. Even the original number needs context: It wasn't only film. The category was motion pictures, sound recording and music production. Music was inside it. It was estimated, not counted. Roughly, number of films produced multiplied by assumed revenue per film. A huge part of it was informal and pirated trade. One report at the time said less than 1% of the industry's value was tracked from official ticket sales and royalties. Now let's do our own maths. Cinema did about N15.6 billion last year. That's roughly $10 million. Add streaming licences, pay-TV, YouTube and free-to-air TV, and the formal, countable revenue of this industry is in the low hundreds of millions of dollars. Nowhere near $8 billion. Also, "contribution to GDP," "market size" and "valuation" are three different things. GDP contribution is yearly activity. Market size is how much people spend. Valuation is what an asset is worth based on future profit. We keep mixing them up on stages and in pitch decks. Why does this matter? Because when we inflate our numbers, we make bad decisions. Investors who do their homework stop trusting us. Government thinks we're thriving and doesn't act. And we keep planning for an industry that doesn't exist, while filmmakers make 4 million in 7 weeks. We can't fix what we won't measure honestly. Let's start telling ourselves the truth about the numbers. That's where the real conversation begins.
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Do you understand how evil your leaders have to be to intentionally deny you something as basic as electricity.
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It’s the influx of straight people We really can’t have anything without those culture vultures trying to steal it from us
I wonder what's sucking the life out of these raves because looking back at GT last November and December, Sunday Service in January, and comparing those experiences to the last few I've attended recently, it's just not the same.
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If Tinubu can delay Tax Collection because he fears losing the 2027 Election, imagine what Nigerians will face if he wins a Second Term. Don't mortgage your future. Vote wisely. Tinubu Must Go!
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Lmfaooo Is that Kat Graham?🤣
Me when Shake AH by Tyla starts playing
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Guys. We have to talk about INEC. These people are clearly saboteurs and the biggest threat to our democracy right now. How do we prevail?
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That time, if you were on 500k a month, if you save 6 months, you go buy Big daddy Camry. Woe unto you, APC, woe gidi gan.
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NIGERIANS, WE NEED YOUR HELP! 🇳🇬 INEC has restricted the amount of time each person can spend on its website, so we need as many people as possible to help with this exercise. Here’s what we’re doing: We’re counting the number of registered voters in each polling unit for 2027 and comparing it with the number of registered voters in that same polling unit in 2023. INEC won’t show us the full register, so we have to do this ourselves, one polling unit at a time. Here’s how you can help. It takes just 60 seconds! STEP 1: Go to this link ⤵️ check.nigeriaelects.com STEP 2: Copy the code generated where it says “Your Polling Unit”. It’s the code containing numbers and dashes. STEP 3: Go to the INEC website and scroll down to “Find a Polling Unit”. Paste the code you copied into the PU Code box and click “Find”. STEP 4: The polling unit information will appear, including the number of registered voters. Copy ONLY the number of registered voters (the whole number, without the dashes). STEP 5: Return to the first website, paste the number into the space provided for registered voters and click Submit. That’s all! See the attached video for a visual guide. 60 seconds of your time can help us build a clearer picture of what’s happening with our voters’ register. Please participate and share this with other Nigerians. The more people who help, the more polling units we can cover. Let’s get to work! 🇳🇬
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Every year we gather to have countless conversations about Nollywood and its challenges. One forum to another. Seminars, keynotes, investor sessions. The list goes on. The more of these you attend, the more you notice a few things. One, a lot of people are winging it. Two, many investors don't understand our business model, because frankly it doesn't make sense to them. Three, some of us aren't sure if we really want change or just want to cash out so we can pay school fees. We say distribution is our biggest problem. We have been saying it for years. So why haven't we fixed it? It's one thing to name a problem. It's another thing to understand it and actually have solutions. If the streaming era and this economy taught us anything, it's that a huge number of Nigerians can't afford to stream. Many can't afford the data. And most importantly, the audience that matters can't always relate to what's on the platform. Nigeria makes up about 10.5% of Netflix viewers in Africa. South Africa makes up 73%. But don't be fooled. Nigerians are watching. They're watching on Telegram, where it feels free and the files are small enough to download. The demand is there. What's missing is a price and a format that works for them. Now look at cinema. Around 350 screens for over 200 million people. That's roughly one screen for every 600,000 Nigerians. Tickets average close to 6k and run up to 10k in Lagos. Last year we recorded 2.8 million admissions. That's about 1% of our population, and since many of those are repeat visits, the real number of people is even smaller. Then there's the cost of making films. I've said it before: a staggering number of cinema releases don't break even. Only the greats do. And then there's the hunger for the Western gaze. It's not a bad thing in itself. But we push so hard on "taking our stories global" and "see me, I can speak your language" that we forget to sell our stories to ourselves first. It's the Afrobeats conversation all over again. A few things are glaring. Access to content is expensive. The alternatives are expensive too. So buying content is a challenge for most people. We all know this. It's not rocket science. It's been a terrible year for a lot of people in this industry. I'm not knocking the festivals. But we'll all go, party, network, then go home and drink garri. Then send that DM to our egbon producer saying we haven't worked in seven months. Or we took a loan to make a film, did a big premiere, and made 4 million in seven weeks. We have to rework the entire model. Access. Stop building only multiplexes. Invest in smaller units and put more screens in front of more people. Price. Bring ticket prices down to what ordinary Nigerians can pay. Content. Back smaller producers and bring down the cost of production. Localise. Make films for specific regions, in the languages and stories people there live with. Tiers. Group films by budget and audience, so small films build the cinema-going habit and the big films ride on those screens. Long term. Give filmmakers incentives to build careers, not just one-off releases. This is India's playbook. Cheap tickets, local-language films, screens where the culture already lives. It's why India sells hundreds of millions of tickets a year. These are the conversations we should be having, and investors and stakeholders should be acting on them. If we truly value this industry
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Replying to @Debrahliani
Idk she sounds normal yall are overreacting ppl are allowed to get jealous
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Removing AI from your feed with 4 of my paintings ;) 💋✨
Removing AI from your feed with 4 of my paintings <3 🫯 🎀
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Removing AI from your feed with 4 of my paintings <3 🫯 🎀
Removing AI from your feed with 4 of my paintings🥱😎✨
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🧚🏿‍♀️earth2pike🫧 retweeted
Sooner or later, everybody eye go clear and we go see say war dey Ba Sing Se.
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For the past 4 months I left social media and every possible distraction to focus on one thing...
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Good morning everyone, it is not enough to get your PVC, come out and vote, your vote counts! This is a fight for our lives and future! We have to get our country back, voting is the real power we have here! Please come out and vote! #GoNigeria #UseYourPower @anapfoundation
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if you won’t respect queer people being expressive at raves then it’s not a space for hateful people like you!
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there’s a technician in our house and my cat is supervising his work
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