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hi #prestwt formerly jfk parody account

chicago
Joined September 2024
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Yall are bitches for not voting two years ago lmao.
🚨 BREAKING: Over 640k Texans who did not vote in 2024 have voted so far in 2026.
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3 years ago today, The Beatles released their last song ‘Now and Then.’
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I fucking love this picture dude
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WHITE PEOPLE FINAL BOSS
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Much of that green is federally protected land and actually we don't need more people.
Where nobody lives in America. All that green represents 0 population. We still have so much more room to grow as a country.
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Bro mature is just feed food and items
Bro mature is just feed food and items
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2026 is the year to dress your baby up as former President of the Soviet Union Mikhail Gorbachev.
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Inde Navarrette makes a jab at Shane Gillis during her SNL monologue: “I know it’s really important for Marvel that you get really fit, so I’ve been working out a lot, so every morning I put on my little whore outfit and I hit the gym.”
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Hot take: I think celebrity social media accounts should die when the celebrity dies.
Find out who you are and do it on purpose. 💖
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Me too hes not special.
its halloween and 20 year old peter parker is spending it all alone
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you like a couple tweets about the beatles and shit like this shows up
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Oh my god
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It’s a prestwt Halloween episode
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Told my roomate who I absolutely never want to hang out with that I had no Halloween plans right before my gorilla costume arrived in completely transparent packaging
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I saw someone at In-N-Out fill his water cup with sprite and he told me "dont be a hero" then flashed his 9mm concealed carry at me
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??😭 photo so bomb he had to crosspost EVERYWHERE
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having my own personal "white people be like" moment. Im going rock climbing with my dentist.
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when you take a bomb ass selfie
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Hanging out with my bony friend, peace and love
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