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she/her || swiftie ★
Joined January 2026
Where my ADHD twins at 🥸👆
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Arabs when someone asks them to marry anyone non-related instead of their cousins
الهنود انضموا لهذه الحرب ولهذا أنا أعلن انسحابي لأنها أصبحت حرب "قذرة"
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this generational face card
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She ate that!
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god forbid she appreciate her award
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Arab men's brains is rotten because of porn addiction and their abusive habits
اذا تزوجت وشفت زوجتك تنام بهذه الوضعية طلقها على طول ولاتسألني ليش
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I wonder how long it'll take for my 50 mbps internet to download this 😭
🚨 Grand Theft Auto VI - 𝐃𝐨𝐰𝐧𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝 𝐒𝐢𝐳𝐞 : 210 GB - 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐝 ($79.99) Pre-Load : November 12 Release : November 19 𝐑𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞 : Midnight
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seeing ppl on this app nab tweets and get bangers while my ethical tweets get 1 like
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lives were changed
11 years ago today, Taylor Swift released ‘1989.’
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man cries seeing the state of football twitter post world cup
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Oops @Arsenal … 🤩
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"Did this" No girl wants to stain her dress and your car seat with her periods blood deliberately.
Bro to bro, your girlfriend did this, what would you do??
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“i feel eleven turkeys creeping up on me” “the burger king on my t-shirt” “my panties made your crown” and now we got “i miss you, but i miss sparkle land” so what else?
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good day to remind y'all that this is the most awarded pop album in history
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y sacó la mejor canción pop de la historia
12 years ago today, Taylor Swift released ‘1989.’
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finally seeing muslim m*n getting canceled by everyon 😭
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Not even olivia would agree with you
Hot take: Olivia Rodrigo is already better than Taylor swift and more critically acclaimed than Taylor was at Olivia age and overall
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alexa play ‘Everywhere’ by Fleetwood Town *erm* i mean Fleetwood Mac
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Cute 🥰
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Ferran of the Torres at 4 #ok👌
❗️Croatia journalist votes for the Ballon D’Or: 1. Rodri 2. Erling Haaland 3. Lionel Messi 4. Ferran Torres 5. Kylian MBAPPÉ 6. Harry Kane 7. Pau Cubarsí 8. Vitinha 9. Ousmane Dembele 10. Jude BELLINGHAM @CroatiaFooty 🇭🇷
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