man sized homunculus

idr if i ever posted these but whatever hi 🫶

a sudden sadness descends…..

i already sleep in basically an attic and i look like a ghoul, every day is halloween

putting every customer alive into one big blender

about to get in the shower, does anyone want anything

played a round of rivals where i was hela and everyone save the tank all had my team up and we ate them UP

can i just post a tease today

wait i’m sad about no halloween plans again, but i don’t have a costume anyway so y’know

need the kind of massage that ends with me dead after

good night

kind of annoying that my ass is shaped like this and not more jiggly like i’ve seen from others 😕

ive been worse at rivals lately and idk why

really wishing i never went to college right now (just looked at my loan shit)!

anyway hi oomfies i’m home

every day customers turn me into the joker

today is a decidedly easier work day, but! the darkness creeps in

guess who can’t sleep again

time goes by too fast and i’m sad

okay i’m finally home and i was right to dread work… i need an oomf shaped weighted blanket