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andrew

@pkbeamalpha

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Joined April 2014
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pickle backshots
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you must pay the catholic church indulgences for your loved ones to enter the Kingdom of Heaven
Hollyn (@sadlifeebro) profile pictureHollyn@sadlifeebro25 Aug 2024
What is your most oldhead coded belief??
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pov: you dissed mariah carey
horse dentist (@equine__dentist) profile picturehorse dentist
@equine__dentist31 Aug 2024
lambs jump up from nowhere
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jojo siwa
Supper Mario Broth (@MarioBrothBlog) profile pictureSupper Mario Broth@MarioBrothBlog30 Aug 2024
In Mario Kart: Double Dash, all of a driver's animations are saved in a single file, individual segments of which are being played back at all times. If the entire file is being played back as-is, the driver appears to do a dance due to how the animations are ordered.
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That sounds Dope… F John Wayne.
Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 (@GaryPetersonUSA) profile pictureGary Peterson 🇺🇸
@GaryPetersonUSA27 Aug 2024
Replying to @FINALLEVEL
Woke means tearing down my John Wayne statues and forcing me to erect a Spider-Man fountain that sprays gay beer on my lawn that turns it into astroturf.
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there is crack in this song open.spotify.com/track/4rVs9…
Cry for Me

Cry for Me

Magdalena Bay · Imaginal Disk · Song · 2024

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Straight person: I’m straight Gay person: I’m gay Transgender person: I’m trans Java developer: AbstractSexualityServiceBuilderFactory
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I generally don’t enjoy any government agency doing 2014 style brand tweets but I’ll tolerate the Post Office or National Parks doing it. I’m not going to accept it from the room temperature IQ molestation squadron
TSA (@TSA) profile pictureTSA
@TSA23 Aug 2024
Peanut Butter is a liquid. We said what we said.
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Peanut butter is technically a Bingham Plastic (a subset of non-Newtonian fluids), but under ASTM D4359-90 it is classified as a liquid, not a solid. The TSA considers the nut spread a liquid, but is unrestricted if it is a sandwich ingredient. chem.libretexts.org/Bookshelves/Or… kelid1.ir/FilesUp/ASTM_S… twitter.com/AskTSA/status/…
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Team Rocket’s fuckass hideout
SAWAMURA (@RIBENGO) profile pictureSAWAMURA@RIBENGO21 Aug 2024
Arrow Poem
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lots of guys at this gay bar with her haircut
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your not suposed to smoke that part……..
veronica ﾒ𝟶 (@sluttyzamo) profile pictureveronica ﾒ𝟶@sluttyzamo18 Aug 2024
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couldn’t they get him from the back
AF Post (@AFpost) profile pictureAF Post
@AFpost16 Aug 2024
Trump will speak behind bullet-proof glass at future outdoor rallies. Follow: @AFpost
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Holly@hollyzhz16 Aug 2024
If you’re going to the DNC, beware of Malört shots in Chicago. It’s so easy to get drunk off of Malört because it’s sooo delicious and you can’t even taste the alcohol. Be sure to try them, just don’t have too many!
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asdf was cooking with “i love trains” because i do love trains they’re the best
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"It's good to see you Chicago. You're an incredible example of mismanaging a transit system that I consider personally inspiring"
Bernadette Hogan (@bern_hogan) profile pictureBernadette Hogan@bern_hogan15 Aug 2024
NEW: @KathyHochul says she will be speaking at the DNC on Monday night
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and you’re making it worse by tweeting one of them?
BAY AREA STATE OF MIND (@YayAreaNews) profile pictureBAY AREA STATE OF MIND
@YayAreaNews14 Aug 2024
BREAKING: Hackers have reportedly stolen the Social Security numbers of EVERY American, according to the Los Angeles Times.
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Hackers claim, (not reportedly) to have stolen every SSN in a breach of National Public Data, a private firm handling personal data. USDoD says they took 2.9B records, now sold online. The claim is unverified, and a class-action lawsuit is underway. Sources: latimes.com/business/story… theverge.com/2024/8/14/2422…
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