@planetfaz

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 Planet Faz
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Joined November 2011
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Replying to @planetfaz
They have done studies on why prisoners build muscle fast. Predictable diet with carbs supplemented with commissary protein, consistent calisthenics and heavy lifts, regimented lifestyle down to the minute, and most of all, TONS of sleep which means anabolic hypertrophic growth.
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That’s what I’m talking about
💫@iamuniquexo22h
Tesco this is ur time to show Asda how it’s done🫵🏾 come thru with a likkle suttin
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Did you not know prior to going?
𓂀@yonceduh19h
Went on a date. Side tooth was missing. He won’t be seeing me again!
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They need to sign Ex as 1/3 of Migos.
EXPRESSIONS OOZING
@ExpressionsOOZ22h
With a brother like Expressions who needs enemies 😡😭 Expressions puts Manchester United in a blender after losing 3-0 to Jason Bournemouth 🍿 #MUNBOU
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Because yous cheated. Neurons fried.
Hugh Murray@hughmurray189415h
In light of the Ballon d’Or ceremony tonight, I want to remind people that in 2023 Erling Haaland scored 54 goals, broke every record under the sun in England, won the Premier league, Champions League and FA Cup, and did NOT win it. Joke award.
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Switched acc once. Never again. Messes up your DD like crazy! It’s actually a headache. Then setting up all your payments and giving people new details every time.
Àríkẹ́
@blaq_en_belle21h
My UK people, some banks will pay you up to £250 to switch your account to them. My colleague switched to three different banks and said she made £650 in total. Now she plans to use it to shop the November and December deals. Me? It’s too stressful for me. Moving all my HSBC direct debits is already a lot to think about. Besides, I only have one bank account to switch, so it’s not even worth the stress for me. First Direct, Santander and NatWest are among the banks to check out for switching offers if you’re interested. Just make sure you read the eligibility terms before switching.
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All I’m going to say is God is great & big up everyone. If you get it you get it 😂👍🏾
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I’m too observant. Mbappe doesn’t even stand up? Like respectfully?
george
@StokeyyG213h
THE MOMENT HARRY KANE WON THE 2026 BALLON D’OR.
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They’re not though? Clearly factors/context involved.
Shard@TheShardd16h
Asda cancelling everyone’s orders, just shows that they’re not here to help anyone, in anyway. All about profits and lining their own pockets, they made a mistake and rather than taking it on the chin, they don’t want to be left out of pocket while turning over billions. #Boycott
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Aunty the brothers in prison don’t have bed time 😭
Lin Mei
@linmeitalks19h
How is he looking healthier in prison? Some people need to be told when to eat, train and sleep to have a better quality life it would seem. Many don’t have the discipline to do it alone.
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Faz@planetfaz23h
Prison bros need to come and expose the fitness industry. The brothers locked up ain’t drinking no huel or gold standard 😂.
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@MusicConnoisseuOct 26
Tyno Got It shares his body transformation whilst in prison 💪🏾 ♻️MYT
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Full tank is a treat now. @andyburnham she’s going to use maps to find the cheapest fuel in her area thanks to you boss
liv@livhall238Oct 26
can’t wait to treat myself to a full tank of fuel on payday this week🙌🎉
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The replies 😭💀
Truth speaker@Rug_checkers20h
Replying to @planetfaz
Then why speak on something you don’t know about? If you were in prison you wouldn’t make this tweet coz they have all that stuff in there, making your tweet retarded
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Yeah shout ya Asda codes khalased. The gaming community at fault. 😂😭
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You can’t complain when Vinted is designed for negotiating. I get the excuses part but it’s literally an app where you can haggle & some people enjoy it thoroughly.
Jess@Jess24090123197Oct 26
Currently being reminded why I hate Vinted…£5 tshirt .. “what’s the pit to pit measurements” will you take £2 … no… but my nans neighbours daughters cats died so I can’t afford £5! Honest to god, p2p measurements piss me off for a £5 tshirt!
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At 21 I landed my first entry level cooperate job in a bank. I was already living alone since 18. I WENT STRAIGHT to my mums and told her let’s all move in together and I’ll handle ALL THE important BILLS. Some of you lots neuron’s are fried.
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I can’t believe grown adults living in their parents gaff are complaining about contributing more than £200. Your ancestors & elders SUFFERED unimaginably for you to have all the opportunities in 2026. Yet you’re complaining about CONTRIBUTING? Society is cooked beyond belief.
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It’s not an insult it’s a proud statement. Just like some criminals are proud of their criminality lol. What do you want me to do next go DBS for DBS?
A@B4NKAI7EN20h
Idk why people try to use being a law abiding citizen as an insult
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All I see on my TL are incels crying over a PS5 game.
💫@iamuniquexo22h
Tbh, it’s bigger than the Asda codes. People being genuinely distressed over losing a £30 shopping deal shows how much pressure people are under just to afford basic necessities. Food is a basic necessity, not a luxury.
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Big up your parents for even baby sitting you at your big age
george@m1nminsznOct 26
These replies have opened my eyes wtf I get £1700 a month and my parents charge me £600 a month
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