Plannedalism

This is my last ever tweet because ELON MUSK IS A TWAT I'm not deleting the account as that will waste my valuable time, plus leaving it here wastes Musk's diminishing fortune.

Dr YEvil

"140 characters" describes the number of employees left at Twitter

I knew @elonmusk looked familiar...

Musk should also buy Tumblr as it describes his share price

Digital art historians think my 1987 digital meme is one of the first ever. I will give $1,000 to the first person who can prove they created a meme style, digitally manipulated iconic photographic image with humorous text earlier than mine #startrek #earlymemes #williamshatner

My first solo show after 35 years is at the place it all began. I was the first ever photographer to create digital paint system art, including possibly the oldest surviving digital photographic meme, years before Photoshop, JPEGs or the internet were invented. #quantelpaintbox

"Artists are people who can think, rather than people who can paint." A clip from a great new BBC Four documentary on Australian artist Sidney Nolan, currently showing on BBC player. #sidneynolan #artist

"POST NO NFTS", 2021 27" × 42" Painting & Single Edition NFT. #NFT #postnonfts #NFTNYC #NFTcollectibles

POST NO NFTS Original 29" x 42" painting and NFT using the same stencil that artist Adrian Wilson (Plannedalism) also used to paint over 50 stencils around Manhattan rarible.com/token/0xf6793da6… #rarible #ethereum #nonfungible #digitalasset #nft #postnonft via @rarible

The NFT market is maturing... #NFTNYC #NFTNYC2021 #nftart #NFT #NFTs

Get a vaccine or die this Halloween

The people who think there's a chip in the vaccine were the ones who believed if you swallowed chewing gum it would wrap around your heart and if you pulled a face for too long it would stick.

Let's face it. To get the rest of America to take the vaccine we need to hide it in frosting.

Criminals: The best way to avoid arrest is to threaten the cop with a vaccine.

If there was a free donut mandate, would cops say it was unconstitutional?

It's a life saving vaccine. Nobody is forcing you to snort asbestos.

My car warranty needs extending. Is there anyone I can call?

Poignant hearing how deeply hurt John Betjeman was by critics. He was Poet Laureate for God's sake but was, as Kenneth Williams pointed out, part of a majority of creatives who always remain very insecure about their abilities. If you love art, make your criticism constructive.