What in the universal credit, fridge in the front garden, peppa pig plate used as an ashtray, crisis loan, french bulldog breeding, this town is full of snakes, middle section of Aldi, nappies at toddlers ankles, dads on licence, strongbow dark fruits, self diagnosed mental illness, kids eating crisps for dinner, Tesco value ham, front garden trampoline, lip filler paid with child benefit, spag BOWL, just me and me kids now, 35p energy drink, shouting in the street in your dressing gown, I swear down on me mums life, live laugh love, twos on that? silver crushed velvet living room, one pouch of bacci til next Thursday is going on here??