Dylan Charles

I probably shouldn't say fuck and church in the same sentence.. Lmfao

@nanoConanV2 @Angry_Microwave My dick..

What's the hardest thing about seeing a child get hit by a car? @Angry_Microwave

So a dyslexic man walks into a bra..

So if I make sappy tweets, I get thousands of followers? I get it now.

Yet another tweet.. only because Facebook isn't allowed at school. lol.

I guess there's a morning after pill killing women, talk about two birds with one stone.

Haa!

Let's get chinese eyes!

I had a good tweet in mind, but now this is all I got..

& none for Gretchen Weiners..

A jealous girlfriend is a faithful girlfriend. If she doesn't get jealous when someone has your attention.. Someone has hers.

December 21st will be the most annoying day in Twitter & Facebook history.