Opinion-haver at @play_critically. Indie reviewer of indie videogames. Follow my yearly progress at #AndrewBeatsVideogames. he/him

Oregon, USA
Joined June 2012
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New Play Critically #indie review! inbento is a simple puzzle-solving game where I use puzzle pieces to rearrange squares in a bento box so it matches the squares in a second box. Unlockable vignettes give some soul to the plain squares. Read my review: playcritically.com/2023/07/0…
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New Play Critically #indie review! Bleak Sword DX is a brutally challenging combat videogame with striking lo-fi graphics about a lone warrior on a quest to end the cursed King Rhael's Red Age. Read my review: playcritically.com/2023/06/2…
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Elon Musk is the dumbest motherfucker in the dumbest motherfucking class of dumb motherfuckers.
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sometimes I think about how much the fanboys hate the fridge scene in Kingdom of the Crystal Skull while I remember that Raiders of the Lost Ark has a sneaky guy in an eyepatch with a nazi monkey sidekick
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A Republican president could stack the Supreme Court with justices who will rip away all of the progress we’ve made. hrc.io/1RkFeHS
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Happy 32nd birthday, Final Fantasy Adventure! A warrior escapes from an evil lord's gladiatorial pits and gets swept away on a quest to save a fantasy world in this progenitor to the groundbreaking action-RPG Mana series. Read my review: playcritically.com/2021/01/0…
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To mark its arrival on Nintendo Switch Online, here's our "making of" piece on Crusader of Centy from earlier this year: timeextension.com/features/t…
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The Password Game is free to play neal.fun/password-game/
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The Oregon Legislature passed House Bill 2004!! That means #RankedChoiceVoting for statewide and federal races is coming to Oregon's 2024 ballot!🎉 Oregon made history today: This is the first time that any legislature in the US has referred a statewide RCV bill to the ballot!
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New Play Critically #indie review! Unsighted is the story of an Automaton named Alma on a race against time for a power source that gives her kind sentience. In combat, open-world exploration, and real-time mechanics, it's first rate. Read my review: playcritically.com/2023/06/1…
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A Japanese commercial for 'Metroid Prime 2' on the Gamecube.
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Nintendo shareholder meeting disrupted by fan who spent $3.5K to complain about Splatoon: bit.ly/449Z6Fu
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Happy 2nd birthday, ENDER LILIES: Quietus of the Knights! Guide Lily, the last White Priestess, through the ruined kingdom of Land's End to purify a blight that turns people into undead monsters. Read my review: playcritically.com/2021/07/2…
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Happy 11th birthday, Oniken! A stoic mercenary is hired to assassinate the leaders of an evil robot army that rules a post-apocalyptic future in this retro action-platformer. Read my review: playcritically.com/2020/02/1…
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Trying to boost the number of 2023 releases I've played so I can have a good end-of-year list. The ones I've played so far this year haven't impressed me much. Any 2023 indie releases anybody recommends?
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New Play Critically #indie review! A lone warrior strives to survive for thirty minutes against a monster army tens of thousand strong in the dark fantasy power trip Vampire Survivors. It's loaded with secrets and Pavlovian unlocks. Read my review: playcritically.com/2023/01/1…
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This scene in Across the Spider-Verse was animated by a 14 year old:
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Report shows the most toxic and vulgar video game communities on Reddit destructoid.com/report-shows…
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Ubisoft CEO Yves Guillemot has said the publisher failed to heed Nintendo’s advice by launching Mario + Rabbids: Sparks of Hope too soon, instead of holding out and releasing it for the company’s next console vgc.news/news/nintendo-advis…
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