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stumbling my way through life Kay ❤️

Gloucester, England
Joined September 2013
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Went on a positive thinking course once. I thought it was shit.
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My girlfriend often asks what my favourite ever date of ours is. I say one of our first, a romantic walk in the park when it was snowing. But really, it was when we were drunk and she let me put it up her arse
I always told myself I’d never need anyone or anything to make life better but in reality that’s never the case and never will be, like I’m humble and content in my own company but I honestly hate being alone in everything that I do, just wished it didn’t have to be that way
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No man with an ounce of testosterone in his body should ever sit to pee, unless it is accompanied by a fat shit
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Taylor Hawkins' 16-year-old son, Shane, does his father proud as he sits behind the kit for @FooFighters' performance of "My Hero." #FooFighters #TaylorHawkinsTribute xitter.gq/patrickfranca/status/1…
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My local doctors' surgery has a fun system for booking appointments. You have to call at exactly 8am and hope you get through. Almost certainly you won't, then by 8.05 all appointments have gone. It's exciting, like trying to buy a ticket to see One Direction.
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Those were the days...
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Boris has resigned, but he’s still there… aimlessly drifting around 10 Downing Street like a fart from yesterday’s vindaloo. Full video here: youtu.be/lKrLBPmRsrM
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Funny the Boris Johnson fans offended by the Lee Mack party gate joke, who must have forgotten about the party at nunber10 the night before the Queen buried her husband and sat alone. #PlatinumPartyatthePalace
Lee Mack, take a bow sir! Absolutely brilliant 👏 #PlatinumJubilee
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Can’t help but feel a bit irked at all the people who voted for Boris Johnson despite having been warned that he was Boris Johnson suddenly reacting with outrage and indignation upon belatedly discovering that Boris Johnson is in fact Boris Johnson
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And before anyone (men) tell me what I can and can’t do whilst being pregnant, the only side effect I had with all jabs, was a change in my period. SO MANY WOMEN have had changes to their cycle from the jab, WHY ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT?
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Jimboo retweeted
WOW! TURN UP THE VOLUME! @sajidjavid WASN'T EXPECTING THIS REPLY! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
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I have left my job in one of the busiest A&E depts in the UK. My role was booking in patients on arrival. I was increasingly concerned about the amount of SERIOUS symptoms relating to poss blood clotting issues after taking the "procedure" in the arm. I whistleblew to no avail!!
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Um…@DailyMailUK what is this? How we have gone from clapping to telling exhausted staff they shouldn’t take leave? Let’s set the record straight shall we? 🧵👇🏻(1/9)
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Replying to @_HenryBolton
Cos people were lied to. Especially when Misinformation like this was banded about.
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