Phil Lorigo

this is every tv show from now on

when I throw a party the invitation says “8pm to ?” because I don’t know how long my country will be around

I regret to report that the healthcare CEO shooter has been milkshake ducked

this is like seeing a few fireworks go off before the titanic sinks nbcnews.com/news/us-news/oni…

do you think he's doing MORE or LESS ketamine since the dumb bullshit was announced

posting less here, find me on the blue site for the hottest shitposts with three likes same handle and avi

why is no one making a real version of that zombie game you constantly see ads for

just one viral post away from getting into heaven 🤞

so is a better president gonna be DLC or like how do we upgrade

looks like someone threw out a perfectly good white boy

mars is gonna be the second racist planet

on jan 6 dems are going to take back the country by extreme means: publishing a scathing op-ed on their substack

🎉🎉🎉COVID-25🎉🎉🎉

and the people at pornhub just expect me to watch my usual 6 hours of porn like nothing happened

what a cool day

well at least twitter is called x now

Just download will let you know 2024_Election_Results_FitGirl_Repack_[*REAL*].rar

*huffs gas* delight save time goes back one hour *takes huge rip of gas fumes* don't go back fifty year at with vote tomorrow *drinks gas*