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born in Kenya 👾

me & who 18+
Joined August 2024
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Hello @grok, if these two people were married, how would their kid look like??
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JUST IN: 🇮🇳 India formally bids to host the 2036 Olympics.
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**they invented debt, capitalism, war, taxes, borders, bureaucracy, pollution, plastic, social media, the 9-to-5, money, banks, interest, inflation, mortgages, credit cards, stock markets, advertising, consumerism, factories, cars, traffic jams, alarm clocks, emails, endless meetings, bosses, politics, politicians, propaganda, nationalism, passports, visas, prisons, lawyers, fine print, terms of service, subscriptions, planned obsolescence, landfills, nuclear weapons, dating apps, influencers, algorithms, surveillance, FOMO, hustle culture, burnout, reality TV, clickbait, spam, hold music, parking tickets, HOAs, red tape, forms, degrees, fashion trends, celebrities, processed food, fast food, skyscrapers, concrete jungles, endless notifications, overtime, performance reviews, KPIs, and shareholder value...
I still CANNOT believe humans were gifted a planet full of tress, fruit, water, wildlife and sunlight and then they invented debt, capitalism and war.
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Bet you can’t guess the budget behind this warm girlie setup..
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Women when you: tie the knot Stay single & fun
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Post Marriage every night scene
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Replying to @EvanAKilgore
Babe, these people are so unhygienic. They eat rice with hands Meanwhile US Man
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POV : Type of girl that spawns in your life somehow when you don’t have a job
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Replying to @myth_pilot
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Him : Give me 2 good reasons why we shouldn’t break up Me:
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Replying to @infodexx
When US Girls needs Money:
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Replying to @raghav_chadha
Indian Zohran Mamdani
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Tell me the difference or Caption this :
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Woman with a beard complains that she is unable to find a boyfriend.
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100 Situps 1 Bend over
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" not all men " but somehow always a man
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Man i only see my Goals 📍
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POV : Face Card Is So Diva Bollywood Calls Them Avg!!
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Amount of oil in the food my husband cooks. Is this enough Oil for Donald Trump to think of an invasion...?
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I'm not going fucking insane, am I
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