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Sir Yapsalot ⚔️🦴🪰

@polytrich

guitar playin', money makin', fiesta drivin', never skivin', lactose intolerant, depressed piece of shit with a twitter account

 Pompeii c. 79 CE
Joined April 2020
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Embark on your next journey to Tamriel in The Elder Scrolls VI: Sentinel.
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My last unmedicated tweet 🙏 godspeed my brethren
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@UnhingedShirtsOct 31
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Ait who's buying me the Pokémon strat
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@PokemonOct 30
We're celebrating 30 years of Pokémon with a special collaboration with Fender! 🎸 Stay tuned, Trainers! These two special guitars are coming soon to Pokémon Center for preorder! ❤️💚 Learn more 🔗 pkmn.news/Fender_Announcemen…
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What the hell man this shit just keeps getting worse ☹️
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@PopBaseOct 29
Patrick Stewart has passed away at the age of 86.
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She's stunning
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Sir Yapsalot ⚔️🦴🪰 (@polytrich) profile pictureSir Yapsalot ⚔️🦴🪰@polytrichOct 24
Just bought a Jackson king V with a trem shits about to get funkay
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Just bought a Jackson king V with a trem shits about to get funkay
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My hands are bruised and ripped to shit but the new alternator is in, and the job is getting finished next weekend because of the rain. The Wagone will live again.
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My car acting like it gonna blow up 😐 changing the alternator tmr with my pale little victorian child hands. I am underqualified.
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My car acting like it gonna blow up 😐 changing the alternator tmr with my pale little victorian child hands. I am underqualified.
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RIP ☹️
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@PopBaseOct 12
‘Breaking Bad’ star RJ Mitte has died by suicide at the age of 34, TMZ reports. (tmz.com/2026/10/12/rj-mitte-…)
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it begins 😈 White album and CoE go so inexplicably unbelievably hard. HHTK is an essential. Everything is coming together. Give me 2 more weeks, a red bull, and Waking the Fallen and I will be ripping Second Heartbeat on the guitar no problem. Shepherd of Fire is next up.
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Absolute anomaly that, never seen anything like that before in my life
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Sanding postponed because it's finally raining 🙏 Upholstery done and went surprisingly well. The corners look banging considering I stapled them haha Very easy to do as well, upcycling is so cool
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On today's episode of Can I Fix It is a gross disgusting bench that someone left repainted and outside for ages. Das some tasty grain. Upholstery today with some nice discounted fabric, sand that mf tomorrow, wood stain when I can afford it. She's gonna look banging 💪
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Born to play lead guitar, forced to learn rhythm guitar 😔
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On today's episode of Can I Fix It is a gross disgusting bench that someone left repainted and outside for ages. Das some tasty grain. Upholstery today with some nice discounted fabric, sand that mf tomorrow, wood stain when I can afford it. She's gonna look banging 💪
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My love for taxidermy and clay animals in museums extends to the long, the stupid looking, and the chonky motherfuckers. I love them all unconditionally.
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Bought a 1950s typewriter today for £25 today, picked it up, cleaned it, lubricated it, respooled it and got that shi sorted 💯 Damn I love buying random stuff, learning how it works then fixing it 🐱
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I've reached peak life where I play D&D every Sunday with my sick fuckin friends and everyone is chill and based as fuck this is phenomenal god I love it when life pulls this shit
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@DexertoJul 20
These cute dinosaur nugget plushies can be heated in the microwave and used as hand warmers They come in T. rex, stegosaurus, and brontosaurus shapes
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Painted my nails to match my sick ass guitar can't wait to change the strings on this bad boy tomorrow and start smacking out some shi 💯
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