enjoyer of pickled peppers

Give me 30 unmedicated minutes with RFK Jr. and SSRIs will not only be safe but required

I don’t know how to tell you this, but your TikTok streak egg… it didn’t hatch… he’s gone

They’re adding a land acknowledgement to every Hobby Lobby sign starting tomorrow

Getting pregnant just to get a celebratory abortion

Litter boxes being installed in every public elementary school as we speak

calling out of work chubby

god I hate sales so bad

A year ago I was convinced I was unloveable. Last night I got to lay in bed with the most wonderful person I’ve ever met and recount our weekends and giggle and play the crossword and yap. Never kill yourself!!!

polycule is a beautiful name for a baby girl

#NewProfilePic had to get the Halloween fit on #flexing #sexyegg #crackme

my boyfriend has started going on strike when I send him too many tweets without first looking at and reacting to the ones he sent me. He will not engage with anything I send until I do my boyfriend homework. He’s drunk with power

going through my own tweets nodding in admiration

If I was rich, there would be signs. And those signs would all be various Jim Shore Snoopy figurines

I’m so in love it’s actually embarrassing

My buffalo wing craving has gotten so intense I’m worried I’m pregnant despite having a period 2 days ago

It was my birthday this past weekend and a girl at the club asked how old I was and when I told her I’m 24 she said “you wear it really well! I can’t even tell”

opened TikTok to a livestream of Slappy, the dummy from Goosebumps, singing Pink Pony Club

I’ve been really into blind boxes recently so for my birthday, my boyfriend made me little handmade blind boxes for all of my gifts 🥹😭 how did I get so lucky

Whoever decided to start pickling peppers needs their ass ate I’m so sorry