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Toronto, Ontario
Joined November 2018
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People who ride electric scooters on the side walk
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Jack retweeted
Replying to @FoodProfessor
Russian food historian Pavel Syutkin has been sentenced to six years in a penal colony for spreading “fake news” about the Russian Armed Forces, Ostorozhno Novosti reports. The case concerned a 2022 post on Syutkin’s personal Telegram channel about Ukraine's Bucha. He was convicted of disseminating “knowingly false information about the Russian Armed Forces.” Prosecutors had sought an eight-year sentence and Syutkin was also banned from publishing material online for four years after his release. The writer, who denied the charges, has been in custody since October 2025.
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actual subhuman
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the lost daughter from sirāt
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Throwing in the towel.
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smoking 10/7, pack got me shook she just wanna dance, like Shani Louk
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Always insane whiplash when you go to see if Pitchfork rated/reviewed an older album that’s been in your rotation and discovering the craziest casual misogyny. Like I know this gets mentioned all the time but it really was the wild fucking west there for a few years.
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Kate Bush - The Ninth Wave endured, but stood no chance against the impact that The First Wave of Tsunami carnage caused by Kahimi Karie - Sleep
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No one wants to get all co-dependent anymore😭
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maam. your bob . is fye
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When the landscape architect awarded the municipal park contract doesn’t render the undulating landscapes, post-anthropocentric animal statue, corten steel garden edging, gabions, native urban prairie, wooden risk-play structure, OR sedged bioswales
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It’s annoying to enjoy listening to Steely Dan because I really don’t want to be this guy
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climate arson starter pack
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These are the perfect thickness and the perfect am- amount of salt
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wrong dick cannot be blown rightly
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In Ojibwe our word for blueberry pie is miinibaashkiminisaginibitoosjiganibaakwezhigan.
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yall know i’m CANADA DOWNNNN
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