Aggressive high fives only
POV You asked for a gentle high five and got a combo attack instead
Put 'er there
How about I put you in your place instead
Personal space was violated
A swift response wasnecessary
The warning glare lasted 1 second
The slap took 0.1
Whenever the hand comes down or grabs the cat quickly darts forward and playfully snaps or nips at the hand with fast reflexes
In between snaps the cat sits back up stares directly forward or back at the camera with a calm wide-eyed look before reacting to the next day
She’s in heat and needs to be spayed
When you're trying to flirt and they hit you with the aggressive neck scratch and walk away
The cat has a gullfriend
Cat I see you. You're trespassing on my windowsill airspace
Seagull Laughs hysterically
Cat Excuse me? Did you just laugh at me?
Seagull Laughs even harder
Cat Paws the window Say that to my face without the glass feather duster
Seagull LMAO intensifies
Cat Exasperated flop
I can't deal with this bird today
It’s the jumping over him each pass for me
Alerted by the chaos the person immediately springs up from the sofa rushes over stops the wheel with their hands and pulls the kitten out safely to make sure it is unhurt
POV You’re on a FaceTime call trying to stay serious while the drama unfolds right behind you
If I pretend I don’t see them, maybe I won’t get dragged into it
a parent using a baby monitor at night with the text overlay
As they use the remote controls to pan the camera away from the sleeping baby
the camera moves across the room and tilts up to reveal a cat staring directly, close-up into the camera lens with wide eyes
