getting drunk w your dad is fun because one minute he’s talking about history next minute im explaining what shawarmas are
one of these days a random person will tell me they recognise me from twitter and then i will blow my shit off smooth in front of them
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you like sluts because you’re horny i like sluts because they’re artists whose medium just happens to be sexuality
every time the twitter overlords notice the app getting boring they send a new doomed romantic entanglement in my life so i can start tweeting bangers again
i like twitter because i love talking but i don’t have any willingness to do the listening and responding part of conversations
just had to end a situationship good lord it’s a terrible feeling to realise you’re actually not in a place to date anyone













