PrepBroProblems

Dear kid in the Carmello Anthony jersey in the gym: you and your matching Knicks hat need to stop. #CeaseAndDesist

Wearing the Tissot while the Rolex gets cleaned. #BackupWatch #BenchPlayer #CalledUpToTheMajors #Secondary

Jetsetting #EvenMoreRoom #CasualFriday #BoomGoesTheDynamite

Presentations in class = everyone on buzzfeed #MondayStruggleBus

The way the girl talks in the selfie song is 100% accurate of how most sorority girls talk #letmetakeaselfie

Freshman in the dining hall wearing a Barcelona jersey and rapping verses to "lose yourself" by Eminem. Call it a hat trick of hate. ❌❌❌

Boardshorts in the dining hall? Do less, freshman. It's not spring break yet #its20degreesoutside #froshmistake

If you wear pajamas in the dining hall, you've given up on life and we've given up on you

To the guy in the gym wearing a Beatles shirt cut in to a ratty tank. Everyone, we repeat, EVERYONE is offended. #peasant

My new Bean Boots are giving me blisters. #firstworldproblems

Bid Night for sororities...I've never seen so many open ellipticals at the gym... #bidday #ShotsFired

Prof: what is an example of an NGO? AEPHI: is a sorority an NGO? #waityoureinasorority #noway #yikes

Shoutout to the girls who are SO happy about a snow day even though they only had one class. #SNOWDAYYYYYYYYY

"OMG!!! I literally can't! I'm dying! Bruno Mars!!!" #shitgirlssay #biddies

It's warm enough for a sweatshirt and a vest #style #goawaypolarvortex

If she whips out the women's version of bean boots you have #wifeher

Shoutout to the old man on campus ripping cigars with a stopwatch around his neck. Don't know what he's doing but it seems badass

Duck boots. That is all.

It's a little late in the game for pastels, boys. Let's break out the chords and quilted vests #Brovember