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hi im calvin everything i say here is 100% serious and in complete earnest
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carol his pussy cannot POSSIBLY be that good
"Dess knight", "Rudy knight", "Carol Knight", why are we only focusing on like 3 of the Absolutely Canon 12 other Holiday family members that were Definitely Mentioned in the Game? where are the May Holiday theories?? #DELTARUNE
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do muslims really have 2x exp zones for prayer or was that an elaborate joke
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dni if you're a: - racist - fascist - nationalist grifter - bootlicking theocrat - literally hitler
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back in 2008 my dad was an “Obama is secretly Muslim” conspiracy believer but in a positive way 😭 he was like he has to hide his faith to lead this country Mashaallah
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i get teto's gender is up to your interpretation but people who say "he" come off to me like this
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>“Republicans posted coal on X dot com so now I must vote to destroy America.”
Republicans posted coal on X dot com so now I must vote to destroy America.
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why doesnt she sell whatever she recorded this on to afford a hotel
The first time I have ever heard a mother or a female hold her daughter accountable - check this out
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I just don’t understand. Did the voters not see this? Did the dems suppress it? I don’t get it. How did we not…
Anakin and Malfoid seem to be becoming symbols of the right-wing movement lately. But whether you see Malfoid as a political symbol, just enjoy the memes, or love creating Malfoid content, it doesn't matter. If you love Malfoid, you're always welcome to come hang out with us! xitter.gq/i/chat/group_join/g210…
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Mf beat me to the vault. Started tbagging and let me kill him. That can only mean one thing
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please look at this persons commission sheet oh my god
i did a commission, the person saw it, didnt respond, and stopped following me 😭 im laughing so hard, did it turn out THAT bad ?
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This really was Texas' last straw
Restaurants are warning that Trump's tariffs on tomatoes could end free chips and salsa.
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holy i was so excited too 😭 is it THAT bad??
🚨 Escape from Playtime will most likely be SHUT DOWN, and its development has almost certainly already ceased. Richard Maddern stated that almost the entire team working on the game was laid off today.
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timtams are so fucking mid too
Im not australian but what the fuck are in these timtams that make them so addicting like oh my god give me three, four, five hundred of them rn and it STILL wouldnt satiate my hunger for timtams
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TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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My maga brother told me he wasn't gonna vote because "republicans got it" and his state flipped blue
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The way she had 9 viewers until she said "DEAD!" And it dropped to 8 implying she killed them.. Shes Light Yagami in a way
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I will not birth a child to a world where the chill face costs money
used to be free btw
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