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In a crowded place, do you prefer keeping your phone in your pocket, inside your bag, or holding it in your hand?
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My 4-year-old once asked me why adults drink coffee every morning. I jokingly told him it’s because adults need fuel to start their brains.
The next morning, he saw his grandmother drinking tea and asked, “Grandma, does your brain use tea fuel or coffee fuel?”
She laughed and told him tea was for old people’s brains.
A few days later, his teacher asked the class what adults do when they wake up……..
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Police shoot a criminal while attempting to arrest him. He's rushed to the hospital, where doctors save his life. He is later taken to court and sentenced to death.
So, what exactly was the point of saving him? 🤷
