Apple of God's eye π married to a King π« Mother π¨βπΌ calm, kind, friendly and a goal getter π₯°
Abuja, Nigeria
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Stepping into a new year with grace, and a heart full of gratitude. β¨π₯
More life. More growth. More beautiful moments.
Happy Birthday to me β€οΈβ€οΈ
Helen Alan retweeted
βI have no reason to steal public money. I have enough to go back home and relax, travel to where I want for the rest of my life. The only thing I can do now that will make meaning to my life is to pull people out of poverty.β
- My Presidential Candidate, Mr Peter Obi
Helen Alan retweeted
I will tell you the truth. This is coming from someone who has ACTUALLY worked in tech, still does - saw the handwriting on the wall and safely pivoted/diversified.
In 2026, tech is like forex.
Do people still make money legitimately from forex? Yes.
But the people who seem to be making the most money are the ones teaching others how to make money.
If you're paying to learn tech - even though its not wrong, you should know what you're getting into.
1. YOU ARE NOT GETTING INTERNSHIP SUPPORT. 700 participants, 2 internship spots is not internship support.
2. Go and read on the streak of layoffs happening currently across the ecosystem - and it is just starting.
Microsoft just made an announcement asking about 6000 employees to activate their buyout clause - essentially saying:
"Terminate your contract now, and we will give you an agreed sum". This is a strong indicator of more layoffs.
Entire tech workflows that would ordinarily take a month, is getting done in 1 day. There is insane saturation.
The only ones assured on returns are the ones who sold a course to you.
That you don't like what I've said, doesn't make it a lie.
Helen Alan retweeted
Please help me save my nephew πππ,
He needs 16M for his heart surgery, but we've been to raise 3.6M through the help of good Nigerians. 0030043880 Access Oluwatoyin Ann Sogunro
Your 500, 1000,2000 etc will go a long way for my nephew please π₯Ί
Please give us a tag, a quote, a repost and a donation if you're led to.
@jon_d_doe
@Wizarab10
Helen Alan retweeted
Don Jazzy clearly mentioned that there's an application fee. It is also mentioned twice in the website, and that it will be discounted. If you were to pay for those courses that run 3 to 4 months, how much do you think they cost?
Is it N26k that made you write this long note or you just don't rate tech enough? The sum is simply an application fee, everyone have a right to decide not to pay. Even international scholarships are not always 100%.
Human psychology is interesting because people take those classes more seriously when they have to pay something however little, than when it is completely free.
The academy have teachers and engineers to pay. They supply laptops and study materials for their students. They organize retreat in every city for their students to connect. Or you just feel like dragging Don Jazzy inspite of all his kindnesses?
So Don Jazzy partnered with TS Academy to offer what is being presented as a scholarship to Nigerians, but the scholarship acceptance fee is around β¦26,000.
Lmao. Imagine 300 people paying β¦26,000 each. That is β¦7.8 million.
Only God knows when ordinary Nigerians will be free from the grip of rich people.
Dangote is promising us heaven and earth to make us rich by force. They are hawking IPO shares in the market now.
Another packaged tech course is here again.
Of course, it could be a paid promotion or partnership, whatever you want to call it. Several celebrities and big accounts on X have also promoted TS Academy.
But my question is simple: how many Nigerians who have taken these courses are now earning comfortably from the skills they acquired?
How many have secured jobs, landed clients or built sustainable businesses from the training?
Every day, it is tech, tech, tech. Everybody is selling one course or promoting one academy.
Nigerians are desperately looking for ways to escape poverty, and these businesses know it.
Helen Alan retweeted
All media houses have to be all over INEC like a rash. INEC needs to explain to Nigerians these AI picture allegations. M
All opposition parties too need to be on this.
Helen Alan retweeted
I don't think many of us understand just how big BURNA BOY is, and I think it's probably because we share the same nationality with him.
That man is BIG.
Do you know what it means to be invited as a musician to the Ballon D'OR ceremony?
He's a global superstar.
Helen Alan retweeted
Question asked to an APC supporter:
With what Tinubu said at his flag-off campaign in Kaduna, are you not embarrassed?
Response: "PBAT till 2031"
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End.
Helen Alan retweeted
A quick message on what it means to me personally to win the Ballon dβOr!! ππ
Helen Alan retweeted
HARRY KANE π₯ π₯
WELL DESERVED π π
#BallonDor
Helen Alan retweeted
So it is not only thieves we have on the pulpit, we now have idol worshippers on the pulpit. This gospel is demonic
Helen Alan retweeted
If your message excludes a certain class, it is not the gospel of Christ. The prosperity gospel is quite ironic because even Jesus talked a lot about how difficult it would be for a rich person to enter the kingdom of God, and constantly talked against money worship.
Helen Alan retweeted
Vote Peter Obi.
Peter Obi as President, Zekeri Idris will not use state resources to buy Prado for his friends.
Peter Obi as President, Esther Umoh will not use state resources to buy Prado for her friends.
Vote Peter Obi.
Peter Obi is not a thief.
Helen Alan retweeted
The Don Jazzy Tech Scholarship 2027 is now open!
Apply here: donjazzy.tsacademy.com
Good luck, guys! β€οΈπ
Helen Alan retweeted
The Don Jazzy Tech Scholarship 2027 is now open!
Apply here: donjazzy.tsacademy.com
Good luck, guys! β€οΈπ
Helen Alan retweeted
Anyways, I want to say something to men.
If you cheat with a woman that is in a relationship or is married, please respect her privacy and stop calling or texting her carelessly.
If she needs you again, she'll reach out.
Do not stalk her or be sending her messages that will ruin her relationship or marriage.
And you know that you'll not date her or marry her if that happens.
And if you notice that she wants to start forgetting herself thinking that she's falling in love with you, call her order and reset her senses.
Do not indulge her by making her feel like she's the next best thing after sliced bread.
Na her toto you want, stop lying.
I said men, not boys.
End.
Helen Alan retweeted
I am in a very good mood.
Give me just π³π¬ β¦15m and this very clean Tokunbo 2017 Toyota Camry fresh from the πΊπΈ USA is all yours.
Car is in Lagos and available for inspection but you can pay and we will deliver to your location anywhere in Nigeria.
Mileage is 103k.
Helen Alan retweeted
~ 20 October, Nigeria records first Ebola case.
~ 2 days later President appoints Chief of Staff, an ex convinct lawyer to head the Ebola Board. He disburses 10B naira.
~ 26 October, Ebola no longer in Nigeria.
Where is the 10B naira?
Helen Alan retweeted
RAT share N1.4 Billion worth of PRADO give APC boys
E no reach Ikorodu Fabrizo and NatGeo wild
Suddenly, they both got their voices back and realized that Nigerians are sufferingπ€£
