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Here for a good time & a long time||Kdrama junkie🤌🏽 ||Academic crackhead, Emergency Response EIT, Microbiologist, Environmental Professional-in-Training (EPt)

Joined February 2010
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Kassy is such a mess. Gfb!
Daniela leaked texts of Kassy admitting that she fuck Kenzo and didn’t want Carmen to find out. Apparently, Kassy had a crush on him while they were friends and Carmen was still dating him. 💀 she is so messy
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That’s because food prices have gone through the roof.
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I feel like the whole world knew he was going to score that particular one 😂😂😂 😂😂
Throwback to when Cristiano had the Spanish TV pundits in absolute disbelief. They knew what was about to happen 🐐
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People want every movie to be realistic and serious. Bring back ridiculous ass movies. I love it
Cameron Diaz is having a very BAD DAY. A single mom fights to keep one little promise to her daughter on the absolute worst day of her life in this new action-comedy premiering December 11.
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See😭 she hasn’t left their neck since then😭😂
UK really made a mistake denying Hauwa’s visa. 😭
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Good Morning my loves. Not everyone is here to cook indomie, and that’s okay 🤍
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"Billionaire Soccer Legend" Oh the little boy from Madeira who used to hope that he would get leftover burgers...see what you have accomplished!!?? 😅
Billionaire Soccer Legend Cristiano Ronaldo Announces Retirement From Portugal National Team go.forbes.com/E7V-cw
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When Portugal won the Euro 2016 and Sir Alex Ferguson was waiting for Cristiano Ronaldo to congratulate him. A beautiful moment. The man that put Portugal on the map. A footballing great. @Cristiano ❤️🇵🇹
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Whitney nwamama...........
Whitney babe, is it everyday chirping?🤨
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Fuck the video, can we talk about this friendship????????????? It's been 20 fucking years !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not Rihanna stealing her own tester 😭 While shopping Fenty Beauty at @ultabeauty with Jen ❤️
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Portugal estará sempre em mim
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🚨 Sir Alex Ferguson’s emotional letter to Cristiano Ronaldo following his retirement from international football: 🎙️ “Cristiano, I don’t know if you will ever fully understand what you have meant to football, to Manchester United, to Portugal, and most importantly, to me. When you first walked into my office as a young boy from Sporting Lisbon, I saw something special. I saw hunger, confidence, courage and a boy who believed he could become the best in the world. But even I couldn’t have imagined the heights you would eventually reach. I remember the young boy who wanted to take on every defender, who stayed behind after training and who was never satisfied with being good enough. Sometimes I had to remind you that football was a team game, but I never wanted to take away that fire inside you. Today, as you close another chapter of your international career, I want you to know that you have given your country something that cannot be measured in goals or trophies. You gave Portugal belief. You carried the hopes of millions, you cried for your country, you fought for your country, and you eventually gave them a European Championship. You made an entire generation believe that nothing was impossible. I have watched you grow from that talented young boy into a man who has challenged the limits of this beautiful game. And I must tell you something: I am proud of you. People will argue about who was the greatest. They will compare your records, trophies and achievements. But when I look at you, I don’t just see a footballer. I see a young boy who refused to surrender his dreams. You may be saying goodbye to international football, but you will never say goodbye to the memories you have given us. And if I could speak to that 18-year-old boy I brought to Manchester all those years ago, I would tell him one thing: ‘You have no idea how many lives you are about to touch.’ But there is one thing I must say. I don’t believe this is how your international journey should have ended. A player who has given so much to his country deserves a much greater honour and farewell. You deserved to walk away with an entire nation celebrating your extraordinary contribution to Portuguese football. Portugal owes you more than a goodbye, Cristiano. You deserve a farewell worthy of a king. Thank you, Cristiano. It was an honour to be your manager, but it was an even greater privilege to watch you become the man you are today. You will always be my boy, Cristiano.”
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Cameron Diaz is having a very BAD DAY. A single mom fights to keep one little promise to her daughter on the absolute worst day of her life in this new action-comedy premiering December 11.
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Every meme that Cristiano is been mocked for, he used in his retirement video 😭😂 even the crying video walking down the tunnel 😭😂
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e no go better for spaghetti congolese
This or spaghetti bolognese? 🌚
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Cristiano Ronaldo has officially retired from international football 🇵🇹 He retires with the most caps in international football (234) and most goals in international football (146) 🐐
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Precision, intelligence, technique, physical power, finesse, art and superior field awareness and vision.
🚨 BREAKING: Fans have voted Cristiano Ronaldo’s free-kick against Spain at the 2018 World Cup as the greatest free-kick in World Cup history. 🇵🇹🐐
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you’ll think the cramps are over on the first day, then they will hit again by around 3pm on the third day, threatening to take your life💔
i hate periods sm. the diarrhea and discomfort that come with it are so awful.
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This lady is actually psychotic
You’re putting her name into a post about MY European travels? 😭 Please redirect this energy towards upgrading that Kwid instead of dragging her into conversations that don’t concern her. My criticism was directed at the fanbase for failing her, not at her. She had no control over the gift they chose to give her. Learn to distinguish criticism of your conduct from criticism of the person you support. I know exactly what I said. 🙂‍↕️
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"i low-key like period cramps" words that will never come out of my mouth
I low-key like period cramps. They make me feel alive. It’s bittersweet
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