Primo's Famous Timpano

May the 4th be with you. Should we be looking at $SPCE or $EMLAF #StarWarsDay

When your 70 year old mom texts you at 7:30 in the morning and asks you if you saw @Zionwilliamson play last night #hegood

The beautiful, lush, environs of Minneapolis #minneapolissucks

Standing in line @SouthwestAir kiosk in RDU 15 minutes and still not being acknowledged #SouthwestSucks

#NCSUsucks @StateCoachD 4 years at NC State. 19-21 / 6-18 . Good news is the 2 mill plus @StateCoachD gets to bank. Good Job @NCState

First sight in the Mall of America is an AARP booth, sure to put pep in your step #MinneapolisSucks

Dik Sum. I'm all stocked up, thanks. #IndianapolisSucks

#Indy500 in town. Way to roll out the red carpet #IndianapolisSucks

Redneck parking in #CincinnatiSucks

Were the denizens of #Cincinnatisucks aiming for Gothic or Baroque in this stunning example of architecture?

Apparently in Cincinnati you have to cage them in to keep them from jumping #CincinnatiSucks

Kid friendly mustache rides. Nice environment you're fostering there in Cincinnati #CincinnatiSucks

Salem, VA. Killer of vehicles. Virginia is for lovers my ass #SalemVAsucks

Amazing rooftop air conditioner views in Charleston #CharlestonSucks

Club scene in Charleston is a little different #CharlestonSucks

Southern Hospitality huh? #CharlestonSucks

New paint or @DIRECTV , Charleston Priorities #CharlestonSucks

The new rails are a nice touch #CharlestonSucks