Printer Lotion

Oops I now have several different breeds of herpes.

Still like sex cool stuff.

SEx

My wife borat

If reincarnation is real, I want to come back as a pair of women's beach volleyball bottoms.

What if everyone was nice

Who is funnier

I finally got out of prison. They put me there simply for my point of view. The point of view that I enjoy starting fires.

Elon musk told me I could jerk off to Hitler

RIP Barb. She grew up in the richest country to ever exist in the history of time, went to college for free, made a living wage, then complained about immigrants and taxes while living in a suburban brown box until she died. RIP Barb. Huge bitch.

Integrated defense technology, interfaced with growth sectors.

Draculas doing stuff, like carpentry and math.

Trump rhymes with dump. Like poop or garbage.

Napoleon lost at Waterloo

The screaming void of one thousand million billion boring people ruining everything.

What I love most about bonin my wife with my fat hard cock is our mutual love for Christ Jesus the savior.

Luff 2 fuck

Justin Vernons dead cat making some folky indie bleep boops up in cat heaven, c'mon skinny cat I can eat your corpse I wanna eat his dumb old cat it's flesh and meat fill my stomach I am so full from this Grammy winners cat inside my body hell yeah

Moonstruck starting Cher!