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Joined July 2016
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"The Blob" (1988) Ross retweeted
if you vape in the hotel room with pure intentions and low karmic debt they won’t even notice
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so not the point here but as a hooded-eyed teenager I'd get so upset and insecure about eye makeup tutorials never sitting right on my face until I realized JL had the same thing going on and she's gorgeous, so maybe I could be too??
Hollywood actress Jennifer Lawrence appears ‘unrecognizable’ on magazine cover while claiming to have only ever undergone one plastic surgery procedure. The ‘Hunger Games’ star has admitted to having a breast augmentation surgery and ‘baby botox’ while saying she wants to get a facelift in future to be a “sexy mom.” “I want to be a sexy mom. At drop-off, I want to look like a woman that has her s**t together even when I’ve just woken up and don’t have my s**t together.” Fans have speculated she has undergone more procedures after they branded her ‘unrecognizable’ during her appearance on the cover of ‘The Cut’ magazine.
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"The Blob" (1988) Ross retweeted
handjob from a maximalist got u like YEEEEEEEOUCH OUCHIE! OUCH!! it’s turning green!! OWWWW!! #WearingLike14RingsAndTheyreAllFromTheThriftStore
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"The Blob" (1988) Ross retweeted
I love whatever seeing to the moon does to my heart
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the trinity syndrome: a film trope where a female character spends her life mastering her skills, is portrayed as exceptionally capable, only for “the chosen one” to be some guy
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"The Blob" (1988) Ross retweeted
I should’ve gone to bed earlier literally every night of my life so far
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brand new sentence just dropped
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full moon + mercury rx + venus rx triple combo coming for everyone I know rn
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full moon + mercury rx + venus rx triple combo coming for everyone I know rn
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intrinsically fascinating that two of my favorite people on earth - independently! - arrived at the same nickname for me: Baela (my cousin, because of the 2016 meaning of "bae") which is pronounced the exact same as Bayla (my boyfriend, short for "koala bear-Ayla")
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the human brain is so weird because why do Jim Beam nippers make me feel so nostalgic? (dont say it's because it reminds me of when my dad was an active - and severe - alcoholic 💓)
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you will never ever ever catch me making fun of someone with English as their second language. this shit is fuuuuucked!!!!!
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duality of woman
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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my firsta Stardew bf was Harvey but then I got really close with Shane and that really says more about me than Im comfortable with
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I can’t really explain this, but onomatopoeically vermillion should be a shade of green
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"The Blob" (1988) Ross retweeted
This might be our last picture…💔🇵🇸 If we die, remember that we were not just numbers mentioned in the news. We were souls with dreams, hearts with hopes, and stories that were left unfinished. Don’t forget us in your prayers, and keep speaking about us, because behind every name there is a whole life that dreamed of living in peace.
Khan Younis is trembling in terror at this very moment! 💔😭 Heavy gunfire that won’t stop, drones filling the skies, and artillery shelling erupting again and again! We are living through terrifying moments, not knowing what the next minute will bring or whether we will survive this night. 💔 Please, I beg you, keep Khan Younis and its people in your prayers. We are living in constant fear, and all we wish for is to make it through this night alive and safe. Please don’t forget us… Don’t forget Khan Younis. 😭💔🙏
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I know that the girls at the movie theater know me (because two of them are two different friends younger sisters) but I wonder if THEY wonder why Im coming in with a constant rotation of three different men (my dad, my bf, and my bff) lmao
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"The Blob" (1988) Ross retweeted
TODAY'S MANTRA: RANKING SECOND PLACE AT BAR TRIVIA LAST NIGHT MAKES ME A GOD
todays mantra: ranking last at bar trivia last night cannot hurt me. I am still deserving of love even if we came in last at bar trivia. I will not kill myself over coming last in bar trivia,
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timey to commie ally vie
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"The Blob" (1988) Ross retweeted
Im tired all the time and I never have any money but I gotta be having more fun than anyone in my bloodline ever has by a wide margin
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