Edward Nygma 🧩🌈

Texting Ed @problemahominem 📱You better see this… 📱Also 📱should have said ‘closet ‘🤓

Watching Ed's movements. Why does he have to move so fine... Did he just .. praise his looks... Then quickly waddles around the table and sits down, changing the topic fast. "The bat was here. Asking about my business!" Stares at Ed. He wants this bat problem solved. For good

A tall silhouette at the door.. Ed! Oswald gets up, hurrying towards him but also careful not to look too happy. "What took you so long?! I could have been dead now!" Don't mention it. The pier. "Sit down sit down... We need to talk!" Signals impatiently towards the chair

Sitting in his office, fingers impatiently tapping the table. Looking at his watch. Tapping. Waiting. Regretting. Looking at the watch. Tapping. Is this watch working. Tapping. Waiting. Footsteps... "Ed...?" One hand resting on the loaded gun under the table. You never know.

📱 Come to the lounge. It's an emergency! It's not. He just wants to see him. But Ed can never know.

peak romance is two pathetic men who love each other