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"Haha, short." They're too smug about it.
Heimdall ❥ Parody (@GodHeimdall) profile pictureHeimdall ❥ Parody@GodHeimdall15 Mar 2023
... Twists his face into an angry grimace.
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.. Stops slouching. And they're right back at square one.
Heimdall ❥ Parody (@GodHeimdall) profile pictureHeimdall ❥ Parody@GodHeimdall15 Mar 2023
... Stands up straight. Tall enough!!
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You have to be at least this tall to call me a peasant.
Heimdall ❥ Parody (@GodHeimdall) profile pictureHeimdall ❥ Parody@GodHeimdall15 Mar 2023
Good morning, peasants.
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But what would we call it though...?
𝓛𝑶𝑲𝑰 (@KING0FMISCHIEF) profile picture𝓛𝑶𝑲𝑰@KING0FMISCHIEF14 Mar 2023
Our beauty is unmatched. We should form a band
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What a charmer! I could easily say the same.
𝓛𝑶𝑲𝑰 (@KING0FMISCHIEF) profile picture𝓛𝑶𝑲𝑰@KING0FMISCHIEF14 Mar 2023
......you're the most handsomest being I have ever seen.
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There's something.. gnawing at the back of their mind. Something anyone else might forget given enough time. But they never had. He had checked back there so many times, and every time he looked, the world seemed to change. More and more people appeared with their whole +
ᚨᛝᚱᛒᛟᛞᚨ (@BRINGEROFS0RROW) profile pictureᚨᛝᚱᛒᛟᛞᚨ@BRINGEROFS0RROW14 Mar 2023
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Yet so much had changed. Where there used to be only trees and sunlight peering through the leaves, there is now a small village. And small though it may be, it is very much lively. But what about 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙘𝙖𝙫𝙚?
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lives in their hands or strapped to their backs. They built this place from the ground up, and yet.. Yet he still kept coming back. .. Maybe it was time he searched again.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐎𝐥𝐝 𝐎𝐧𝐞. 𝐌𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝐆𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐢𝐠. 𝐀𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐚. 𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐝. a character for the Norse myth verse more info below. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ
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ᚨᛝᚱᛒᛟᛞᚨ (@BRINGEROFS0RROW) profile pictureᚨᛝᚱᛒᛟᛞᚨ@BRINGEROFS0RROW14 Mar 2023
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ“You, the wise old witch in the woods, doing no harm so that no harm will come to you. You forget that your enemies strike first, and they strike harder, and they do not give you the same respect that you give them.”
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"Really? Maybe the different circumstances had more of an impact than I expected." Not to mention that the younger Loki still had a long time left to grow into his role.. whatever that might be, ultimately. "Now if only his children could see the lies he always tells. But no, +
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I'm always the bad guy. The All-Father loves himself a scapegoat."
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Loki holds his gaze for a moment, but he.. truly does not have the energy to try and decipher whether or not he's being lied to currently.
Heimdall ❥ Parody (@GodHeimdall) profile pictureHeimdall ❥ Parody@GodHeimdall12 Mar 2023
"Yeah. Well. I do." Not really. At least, not yet? But he has ideas on how he'd do it if he went scouting for partners in Midgard.
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"Believe me, I'm aware of that. Very aware." The scarring around their lips was hardly the only proof they had of that. "He tried to avoid a prophecy and, in doing so, made it happen anyway - perhaps even faster than it already might have. He didn't fear the monsters that +
C i r c e (@aloneonaeaea) profile pictureC i r c e@aloneonaeaea12 Mar 2023
This hit way too close to home with Circe. Wayyyy too close to home. She was careful not to show too many emotions at once when Loki spoke of their children. "The gods like to toy with mortal lives. And they don't hesitate to do the same with their own kind if it would +
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I tried to raise with her, but the monsters he created in his actions."
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"..... Didn't know you got around that much."
Heimdall ❥ Parody (@GodHeimdall) profile pictureHeimdall ❥ Parody@GodHeimdall12 Mar 2023
Hard stare. "What?"
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"He found out about Angrboda and I meeting and, more pressingly to him, the 'prophecy' children we had between us. He separates a happy family, casts my wife and children away to where I can't get to them again, and he still gets to be in charge."
C i r c e (@aloneonaeaea) profile pictureC i r c e@aloneonaeaea12 Mar 2023
"Ruined your life how?" the witch inquired, curious. She was a bit more relaxed now, her intuition telling her that Loki had thus far been telling the truth about his visit to Aeaea. She calmly gave her lioness loving scratches behind the ear.
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"..... Wait, actually?" He was just fucking around hold up-
Heimdall ❥ Parody (@GodHeimdall) profile pictureHeimdall ❥ Parody@GodHeimdall12 Mar 2023
"Hey! As long as everyone is a consenting adult, that's my business! Mortals can consider themselves blessed."
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Loki couldn't stop the eyeroll and huff that came from him. "Figures he mentions the man who ruined my life, but then willingly forgets about me in the process."
C i r c e (@aloneonaeaea) profile pictureC i r c e@aloneonaeaea12 Mar 2023
...Okay she had to stifle a bit of laughter there. Heimdall, however kind he had been to her, had indeed appeared as though he was very much full of himself. Much like the other gods she knew of. "Oh, he did mention Odin. A few times. With something like adoration."
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"Two parents?? What are you doing, going around the place and sleeping in the middle of a happy couple and leaving them with the kid?"
Heimdall ❥ Parody (@GodHeimdall) profile pictureHeimdall ❥ Parody@GodHeimdall12 Mar 2023
"Nope. But I'll make sure the kid has two parents. Just none of them will be me."
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"Wow, I see how it is. Not even going to pay child support or anything. Shame on you."
Heimdall ❥ Parody (@GodHeimdall) profile pictureHeimdall ❥ Parody@GodHeimdall12 Mar 2023
... He gives Loki such a look. "Jerk. Suddenly I don't remember your name."
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Damn. He wanted to pet them. Oh well, he can take a hint. "Heim-- Oh, eugh. Of course. He has his head so far up his own ass somedays that it doesn't surprise me he didn't mention anyone else."
C i r c e (@aloneonaeaea) profile pictureC i r c e@aloneonaeaea11 Mar 2023
“They’re as wary of strangers as I am.” the witch warned, just in case the deity wished to get a bit too close to the felines. “I’ve only met one other of you Norse. Heimdall. He’s told me a few stories, but none about you.”
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