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"In order to think you have to risk being offensive."
If youre scared of offending somebody you already decided what youre allowed to think before you even started.
Half the country checks the rules before they open their mouth. Then wonders why nobody says anything real anymore.
Canadian home prices are down around 20 percent and the banks are acting like its the end of the world.
The banks call it a crash. Every guy working a real job calls it finally getting a shot at a front door.
She tackles people at a free speech event, says she's already been to a mental hospital, then tells them "I should have killed you when I had the chance" with the cuffs on.
The violent, mentally unwell left keeps telling on itself, and somehow we're the dangerous ones.
Two days till the election. Pay attention.
Chili's served three people degreaser in a cocktail because somebody thought it was sugar.
I cant buy Sudafed without showing ID but a line cook can grab a jug of industrial chemicals and shake it into a margarita. At least the glasses were clean.
This guy knelt down to say goodbye to his car. 15 years and 420,000 km.
Men will sit stone faced through a funeral and then go quiet for a week when the tow truck pulls away with the first car they ever loved.
She endorsed one Republican and they kicked her out the same day.
Big tent party my ass.
Disagree once and youre dead to them.
Pelosi is retiring. 174 grand a year salary and a net worth people put in the hundreds of millions.
Warren Buffett should be in the front row taking notes. Woman never had a bad quarter in 30 plus years and nobody in that building ever once asked how.
Iowa then Kansas. Last stop.
80 years old and still running a route like a team driver.
Meanwhile half of Congress needs a nap after one hearing.
Heading to lowa, and then, so importantly, Kansas (Will be my last stop!), to make sure our Great Patriots get out and vote for truly incredible Candidates, Ashley Hinson for Senate and Zach Lahn for Governor in lowa, and Roger Marshall for Senate and Ty Masterson for Governor in Kansas — In addition to all of our fabulous Warrior Republicans running for Congress, and other vital positions.
Big day, and Tuesday will be the Most Important Midterm Election in the History of the U.S.A. See you soon!
President DONALD J. TRUMP
Martha Stewart dressed up as a homeless person for Halloween.
Lady did 5 months in federal prison and still thinks the scariest costume is being broke.
Half of us are one blown transmission away from wearing that for real.
Elon wants to sell a pill that erases your regrets. Including taking the pill.
Thats called whiskey. Been on the market 500 years and nobody gave it a Nobel.
Michigan's Dem Senate nominee told a congresswoman from his own party to stay away from his events. 3 days before the election.
Her fiancé already endorsed the Republican. Thanksgiving at that house is gonna need a referee and a fire extinguisher.
Michigan Democrats are facing a public split just days before Election Day.
Democratic Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed's campaign tells former primary rival Rep. Haley Stevens to stay away from his campaign events, according to a source familiar with the discussions.
Stevens has criticized El-Sayed's positions on Israel, and her fiancé has publicly endorsed his Republican opponent, Mike Rogers.
Now, a planned Sunday appearance with Rep. Jim Clyburn meant to showcase party unity is in question.
The latest development comes as the Senate race enters its final stretch. See what's behind the dispute: foxnews.com/live-news/3-days…
Trump packed Daytona on a Friday night for a governor race.
Most politicians cant fill a Dennys.
While youre up there say something about diesel. Some of us still have to drive home.
WATCH LIVE: President Trump headlines Daytona Beach rally ahead of critical midterms xitter.gq/i/broadcasts/1yxBePXYN…
Prepping for my chili tomorrow. 😊
Smells good. Especially with all the toasted dried chilis boiling on the stove.
Every guy past a certain age has a mystery noise. Either the car or the knee.
Both get the same treatment. Turn the radio up and pray.