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agent pepper

@pseudofederal

|28| |it/its| property of @girlchud67 💛🫛 I miss the way things felt when there were fewer eyes on me

 state of denial
Joined December 2018
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Only in kindness can mankind ever hope to challenge God
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savannah brown@savannahbrown22h
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rebranding
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hen@afterwayafterNov 13
Anyone got any career advice for someone (not me) who is 28, regrets every decision they've ever made in their adult life, has almost no marketable skills and is also mentally ill? Again I cannot stress enough that I am NOT talking about me
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"I can't wait for my day off I'm going to get so much done! :)" me on my day off:
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miya@miyarah_Nov 13
mi cerebro cuando me intentan explicar un juego de cartas
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Robin! ⭐️@PawbinzNov 13
“Can oomfs foomf?” Eemfs can feemf on my geemf I don’t care 😭
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Being hungry in someone else’s house
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genuinely how I feel blocking people who get parasocial with me
Skylar (@skylarkoren__) profile pictureSkylar@skylarkoren__Nov 12
I love banishing people from my realm. you displeased me for the last time.
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whoever bookmarked this ur next
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Listening to your partner is a great way to gain “elite ball knowledge” of their inner life.
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stopped smoking weed and the nightmares are back
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ant@persistantzNov 11
liking replies of mutuals in a conversation that doesn't involve me whatsoever
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socially adjusted trans woman shocks terminally online femcel by posting in fluent /tttt/
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EEL@girlchud67Nov 11
hi i'm katie wilson welcome to my panopticon
Mayor Katie Wilson (@MayorofSeattle) profile pictureMayor Katie Wilson@MayorofSeattleNov 10
No Flock cameras in Seattle, ever. New protections against potential abuses drawn from an outside audit. A handful of cameras in new neighborhoods. Here's what the RTCC looks like from the inside.
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MazoPara | Comms open@mrsMP28Nov 9
Get your shit together #oc
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can't invite me to the function I'll sit outside and smoke cigarettes the whole time
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tedward@evilsockzNov 7
giving straight butt crack and muffin top in low rise jeans whatever nothing matters anymore
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