Alright, internet, now this is good... #FlyTheFriendlySkies isn't an invitation, it's a command. Now run.

His crime: Buying a seat @United wanted to take back for an employee. His punishment: Assault and dehumanizing treatment.

Try this, @United. 1) Admit you're wrong. 2) Try to make things right w/ the passenger. 3) Change your policy so this never happens again.