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@psmorrison

Burgeoning human being, fully developed geek, and professional procrastinator. Possessor of own views. Citizen of world/nowhere* *Delete as applicable He/Him

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Joined May 2007
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If I could have a dinner party with any four figures, living or dead, it would be Dolly Parton, Tim Curry, Peter Cullen, and Donald Trump. Only one of them would be dead.
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Nearing… @NespressoUK
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I predict a lot of unhappy Wordlers today… Wordle 1,852 3/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟨🟨🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Too soon @tesco, too soon.
Christmas themed Pringles tubes at Tesco Bishopsgate

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Paul Morrison is also on Mastodon and Threads retweeted
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paul bassett davies@thewritertypeFeb 19
Look, if we start arresting every prominent figure in Britain who's suspected of misconduct in public office it would wipe out half the governing class who run everything. So, it's definitely worth doing.
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Theo Moudakis@TheoMoudakisJan 20
Please enjoy my cartoon for Wednesday's @TorontoStar
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Rather than issuing Breaking News updates every time a Tory defects, could we maybe just publish a list every morning (and evening if necessary)?
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AI really is the future. Wondering why John Candy isn’t returning for Spaceballs 2? Mystery solved! Is this why Gene Kelly doesn’t make movies any more?
Meta AI post explaining that John Candy no longer acts on account of being dead for over thirty years…

ALT Meta AI post explaining that John Candy no longer acts on account of being dead for over thirty years…

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This is quite the display of grief: Reporter: My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. How are you holding up? Donald: I think very good. . . . They started construction on the new ballroom . . . it's going to be a beauty. It'll be absolutely magnificent.
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Uttlesford DC@UttlesfordDC5 Sep 2025
Help Make Every Visit Memorable! Could you be the friendly face that greets visitors to one of Uttlesford’s most treasured institutions? Call 01799 510374 or email [email protected] #VolunteerOpportunity #SaffronWaldenMuseum #CommunitySpirit
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When I worked at Uttlesford District Council we had to declare if we were given a packet of biscuits and they were then raffled off for charity… Trump says planned gift of luxury plane from Qatar is a very ‘transparent’ deal theguardian.com/us-news/2025…

Trump says planned gift of luxury plane from Qatar is a very ‘transparent’ deal

News of present known as ‘flying palace’ from royal family to replace Air Force One has ignited accusations of bribery and corruption

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A free beer, a rooftop terrace, and a classic movie? Shame it’s not a Friday, but it’ll do 😄
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Image from Paul Morrison is also on Mastodon and Threads (@psmorrison)
Image from Paul Morrison is also on Mastodon and Threads (@psmorrison)
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Spent five minutes on Twitter, got unnecessarily spoiled for a TV show and a film. Maybe it’s time to go.
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When your grandchildren ask you, “Did you see the independent picture Finally Nearly Getting There on the big screen?”, do you really want to look them in their innocent eyes and say, “No little one, I had the chance, but I did something else instead.”? facebook.com/share/p/1EqG1KM…
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I unlocked £29.50 Rush tickets for Richard II on @TodayTixUK! todaytix.com/london/shows/14…

Richard II tickets | London | TodayTix

Get the best prices on tickets for Richard II, London on TodayTix. Find the best deals, venue information, and more.

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I entered the Hamilton Lottery for £10 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: todaytix.com/london/shows/20…
Hamilton tickets | London | TodayTix

Hamilton tickets | London | TodayTix

Get the best prices on tickets for Hamilton in London on TodayTix. Join the revolution! Witness the tale of America’s founding father through a vibrant blend of hip-hop and history.

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I unlocked £25 Rush tickets for The Years on @TodayTixUK! todaytix.com/london/shows/43…
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I unlocked £30 Rush tickets for Elektra on @TodayTixUK! todaytix.com/london/shows/42…
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I unlocked £25 Rush tickets for Kyoto on @TodayTixUK! todaytix.com/London/shows/42…
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