Preston Stack

I like shelled pistachios bc they remind me how impatient I am.

Chex mix is so underrated

Free idea: ice pack bike seats

Are bags of peas more used for ice or to consume?

Staircase to 700 bins of Christmas decor

The collective American work force just lost 2hrs of productivity. Let’s go USA!!!!

Great day to have a great day

Nothing has ended more friendships than monopoly.

Marriage Maturity: Moved a couch and put up the Christmas Tree today without a single argument, fight or passive unresolved comment.

Puzzles…yes or no?

I’m starting a Christmas tree farm in my backyard if anyone is interested in purchasing one in 2030 when they’re ready.

50 cal echo bike 50 front squats 50 burpees This view wasn’t a bad touch either

A fork is better than a spoon but a spork sets you apart.

Who’s coming to the 2026 Fifa World Cup in Atlanta with me?

With 8 kids in the house this year, paper plates are the only way.

Each soccer player gets “hurt” on average 3x per game.

Kids woke up at 6:30am. There’s no way today could go south.

I love waking up from a nap more tired than I was before the nap.

Twitter = The future. Yeah?