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Joined October 2016
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God damn. The odyssey was incredible. Nolan fucks so hard.
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Good art challenges its viewers.
‘MINIONS & MONSTERS’ will feature a 15-minute sequence spoken entirely in Minionese. (Source: empireonline.com/movies/news…)
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developers are COOKED i vibecoded a shittier version of an existing product in 4 weeks with serious security flaws
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however insane you think this video is, i urge you to watch it in its entirety. it’s so much more insane than you could imagine. rfk jr jumps into a pool with jeans on.
I’ve teamed up with @KidRock to deliver two simple messages to the American people: GET ACTIVE + EAT REAL FOOD.
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It’s always the most tread-able people wearing “don’t tread on me” stuff.
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Fuck you, you lying piece of fascist shit.
A would-be assassin tried to murder federal law enforcement and the official Democrat account sides with the terrorists.
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Videos of the encounter shows that the gun was never drawn. The weapon remains in the victim's holster until one agent removes it. After the victim is disarmed, a second agent shoots him repeatedly. Videos of full encounter: x.com/i/status/20150… x.com/i/status/20151… Victim disarmed prior to shots being fired: x.com/EoinHiggins_/s…
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If the pilgrims would have killed a cat, we would all be eating pussy 4 Thanksgiving! Que ricooooooooooo HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!
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commenting “AI slop” on a high school acquaintances instagram post of their newborn baby
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The Snowplow says it’s going to hit Jeremy Renner again. “I got one more in me.”
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Dodgers forever. LFG
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Do you think people with cyber cars know they’re ugly af?
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there's a bomb in my car there's a bomb in my car there's a bomb in my car there's a bomb in my car
Every eldest daughter Was the first lamb to the slaughter So we all dressed up as wolves and we looked fire
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Fuck the padres, forever.
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why do Ronald McDonald and the gang even hang out with the Hamburglar, given his history
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Arguably, one of the worst things a jig can be is up.
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Yearly.
I fucking hate the chiefs dude.
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