Proud advocate of tokenized nostalgia

White people be like “white people be like”

Babe I was thinking for our anniversary we could watch the family guy episode where Peter becomes a dj

Where do they hide the rare groceries

When you’re bored so you abuse stimulants

I’m high on lsd in Office Depot staring at the astrobrights paper wrapping

If you’re in crypto pivot to Japanese grasshopper scooter finals

plugging your usbc charger directly into the usbc slot on hotel side stands instantly transfers all of your info to China

My post came home and told me you ignored it

I hope the puppy monkey baby is doing alright

I’m off those electrolytes bro

Pulling up to the hike with a case of beer and flip flops

My dad works for crypto he’ll get your wallet banned

Officer I have your gun

Beijing Bikini Maxxing

hi

Buying 10k worth of boost on a tweet that says hi

Just 1 beer bro? Like are you sure? What’s the point man yk? Just one beer bro? Cmon bro.

Are you from Tennessee bc you’re the only hi I’m retarded