@ptrkbrn

United Auto Worker

Joined April 2018
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Shawn Fain signing my cast #StandUpUAW
Life Grips@ptrkbrn14 Apr 2025
Shawn Fain signed my cast
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Noah Wyle for the last 20 years
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INT. HBO'S HIGH MAINTENANCE WRITER'S ROOM. 2017. BEN SINCLAIR Alright for this episode let's have some soft ass dick involved. Maybe like five solid minutes of like a soft dick flopping on screen.
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Lady in front of me to grocery checkout guy: Oh wow. just found a coupon in my purse! How lucky is that? Me: Heh. Never kill yourself... Lady: [turning around] What? Me: I said "never kill yourself."
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Oh ok
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Thinking about how many Rays fans are drinking beer while rooting against the Brewers (many) vs how many Brewers fans are eating stingray while rooting against the Rays (very few)
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Josh Billinson
@jbillinsonOct 27
actually this is the best needle drop of 2026
✧˖@colditionerOct 25
the best needledrop of 2026
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Scientists have identified the specific male dance movements that women find most attractive Researchers from Northumbria University mapped out the exact body mechanics that signal health, vigor, and reproductive quality to female observers.
Daily Loud
@DailyLoudOct 24
Scientists have identified the specific male dance movements that women find most attractive Researchers from Northumbria University mapped out the exact body mechanics that signal health, vigor, and reproductive quality to female observers.
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The Invite (2026)
Amigo
@TopboixOct 18
Why are threesome only for sex why can't I join in a couple arguement if I want to
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I think many working class heartland Americans would avoid eating at a Cheesecake Factory if it was owned by Saddam Hussein
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kimberlee@kimberleeeroseOct 25
Ahab when Moby Dick attacks his boat:
shea / az 🐦‍⬛❄️@azs_snowflakeOct 24
so like… with all the leaks… is it really over now…
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Do you think the doctors will think it's funny if I buy scrubs and a white coat and a stethoscope off Amazon for Halloween
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New to me Haribos #frogwatch
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Interesting. Good. Not as good as my beloved Haribo Peaches, though the are peach flavored oddly. #frogwatch concluded
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"Mystery Actor"
Film Updates
@FilmUpdatesOct 22
The four finalists for James Bond are: • Callum Turner • Josh O’Connor • Jack Lowden • Mystery Actor Final screen tests are set to take place next week. 🔗 deadline.com/2026/10/james-b…
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The obvious best guy on earth to play James Bond is Pierce Brosnan, has been since like 1980. Give him one more.
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He's still a hunk. Die Another Day is such an unfortunate note to go out on. Never Say Never Again Again.
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Every company's goal should be to reach Lana Del Rey-level brand clarity.
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High school kids in Ohio, in the early 2000s were given this for lunch and later in the evening they had to guard LeBron James in basketball.
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First day of the NBA season. Hit it, Mr. Tesh!
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rory ✦*@vaurealisOct 18
she's a 10 but she's a 9. she's an 8. she has a red wire and a blue wire. you don't know which to cut. she's a 7
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