Erstwhile goer of places, doer of things. Frequent plaintiff, occasional defendant. The long moral arc ain't gonna bend itself.

Seattle and wherever
Joined March 2008
The F-35 Joint Program Office (JPO) just lost further NATO orders in the 2030s and 2040s. The F-35 Block VI planned for that period just got vaporized. The Tempest GCAP will get those NATO Euro Stealth orders instead.
The Republican party is officially the party of Russia. Good luck selling weapons to other countries from now on.
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Organizing ask: I need every Boricua on here to take that rally clip and drop it in your family WhatsApps and group chats. 🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷 ESPECIALLY if you have family in these states. And give them the link to IWillVote.com while you’re at it. Ya tu sabes ⬇️
Puerto Ricans by state: Pennsylvania: 450k North Carolina: 100k Wisconsin: 65k Michigan: 50k Florida: 1.1 million New York: 1 million
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tlc tried to warn us
I got tricked into going for a 10 mile hike for a waterfall that ended up being 2 feet tall. Don't talk to me.
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Kamala Harris: Oh, you guys are at the wrong rally. I think you meant to go to the smaller one down the street
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Now that’s a border crisis if I’ve ever seen one
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This is arguably the single best explanation of anything ever given. He deserves a raise.
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This is not true. We do not ask for this money back.
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BREAKING: Donald Trump can still win last night’s debate if Mike Pence just has the courage to do the right thing
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The moment during the job interview when you realize you've lost the gig to Tim Pool.
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If you want to learn more about homelessness in SF, I think two easy things you can do are: 1. Volunteer and eat at Martin de Porres on Potrero. 2. Work from the SF public library main branch in lieu of a coffee shop. Occasionally say hello to the ppl on laptops at your table.
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I hope Steve Bannon is listening to this speech on a little transistor radio in his hot cell, wondering what the prison will serve for lunch tomorrow.
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Re: special guest rumor - I’m not sure where it started, but the people who told me aren’t prone to hyperbole. FWIW, Beyoncé was the rumor. Makes me feel a little better that Rueters, TMZ, The Hill, and other outlets also reported it, but either way - I apologize. I don’t like giving bad information, and that’s on me. Mea culpa. Even people at the DNC were hearing that Beyoncé was in the building, so whoever started the rumor got a whole bunch of us. Maybe it was a ratings ploy by the DNC, but I don’t think so - they had a hell of a lineup either way, and it was a fantastic performance.
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It’s time to subpoena TMZ.
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Tom Cruise is tangled in his harness at the top of the balloon drop
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Did we just become best friends? This is magnificent.
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The dude is happily married, gainfully employed, with a history of public service. If you're a dude in your 20's that is what you should aspire to.
He is quite literally the sum of every white male in modern commercials: - Always the fool - Subordinate role - Fat dad - Bumbling customer - Ignorant questioner - Cynical inquirer
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The year is 2034. Supreme Leader Harris has instituted communism and appointed me Outfit Czar. You hear a knock at the door. The government has come to confiscate your dress sneakers.
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🚨 BREAKING: Just Stop Oil Spray Stonehenge Orange 🔥 2 people took action the day before Summer Solstice, demanding the incoming government sign up to a legally binding treaty to phase out fossil fuels by 2030. 🧯 Help us take megalithic action — chuffed.org/project/just-sto…
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Can potatoes come to life and debate the Constitution? The answer: YES
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