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☆ invested in too many sports to keep track of ☆

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Joined February 2021
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a season's worth of awfc & north london forever ❤️
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how many times do we have to say ban the stutter step penalties before they actually take the hint
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chloe retweeted
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I’M IN TEARS LMAOOOO
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What’s your favorite English word or phrase? Alexia Putellas: “ I don’t know if I can say it…” 😭😭😭😭
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Top 10 list in order: 1. Alexia Putellas 2. Ewa Pajor 3. Khadija Bunny Shaw 4. Melchie Dumornay 5. Patri Guijarro 6. Caroline Graham Hansen 7. Pernille Harder 8. Claudia Pina 9. Alessia Ruso 10. Temwa Chawinga
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alright enough is enough where's the voting breakdown for the women's ballon d'or I'm nosy and love drama
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HARRY KANE IS THE NEW BALLON D'OR! #ballondor
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someone just shouted "milk it bro" as harry kane started doing his speech 😭
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Alessia Russo - 9th Mariona Caldentey - 13th Congratulations, Gunners ❤️
Alessia Russo and Mariona Caldentey.

ALT Alessia Russo and Mariona Caldentey.

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4x Liga MX Femenil Golden Boot winner. 3x Player of the Year. 2x IFFHS Women’s World Best Goal Scorer. 57 goals in 2025 alone. Charlyn Corral is 35 and still rewriting the record books. 🇲🇽

MÁXIMA GOLEADORA DEL MUNDO

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chloe retweeted
🦖@putellasfcOct 26
why can’t they invite women’s football legends to present these awards for the women? the whole ceremony is rage baiting me.
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ALEXIA PUTELLAS! SHE DID IT! She is our 2026 Ballon d'Or winner! #ballondor
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the ballon d'or producers are taking the piss, running so far behind schedule people are booing the ad breaks and they're still finding time to show michael owen highlights from a quarter of a century ago
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Best womens club award recieved by a man and he thanked all the other men and corporations and ends it on talking about the mens champions league when asked about the women's😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@ArsenalOct 26
Recognised for his incredible humanitarian work ❤️ The 2026 Socrates Award winner - Bukayo Saka 💫

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all those bums taking the piss asking why saka was at the ceremony only for him to win the humanitarian award, that's our forever starboy idc 😭
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georgia stanway has fallen down the stairs at the ballon d'or ceremony
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surprised and also unsurprised at the lack of noise around ewa pajor and the ballon d'or rankings, thought more pundits would've suggested her as a potential winner based on stats alone but feel like her nationality means she's getting overlooked
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"stats alone" as in these are the people that keep propping up the uwcl as the most important competition (right or wrong) and she was the top scorer etc
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michelle agyemang question on mastermind, she's massive
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@ArsenalOct 26
Declan Rice - 15th Gabriel - 21st William Saliba - 29th Our Gunners named in the Ballon d'Or top 30 👏
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Equally ranked at the 29th place of the 2026 Ballon d’Or William Saliba @Arsenal @equipedefrance #ballondor
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