Host: @RecordStoreDay Podcast, Author: John Candy: A Life In Comedy, and books about Kids In The Hall, and Todd Rundgren. Executive Producer: KITH Comedy Punks

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Joined April 2009
The USA should invade the USA and win the hearts and minds of the population by building roads, bridges and putting locals to work.
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El-Sayed: I have never been a member of the Muslim Brotherhood. I never will be a member of the Muslim Brotherhood. I'm interested in serving the United States, I'm interested in swearing an oath to the constitution that every senator has sworn an oath to.  If the question about my faith is the issue, which Mike Rogers wants it to be, I think it is sad and beneath him, and frankly beneath the President of the United States to make that an issue because under our constitution you're guaranteed the right to pray as you choose to pray
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Elon Musk is spending nearly $450 million to influence our elections. One billionaire. Nearly half a billion dollars. Our democracy belongs to the American people, not the highest bidder. If we don’t get big money out of politics, we risk losing our democracy altogether.
Musk has spent $445 MILLION on the midterm elections. Wrap your head around this: The same man who unilaterally cut off Starlink to Ukraine wants to decide who runs this country.
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Mark Zuckerberg’s threat to leave CA if voters approve a 5% billionaire wealth tax was a bluff. He’s not alone. Since Prop 40 was filed, CA gained 32 billionaires & billionaires in CA got $381 billion richer. Yes. It’s time for a billionaire wealth tax. It starts in California.
This is huge. A just-released SEC filing makes an extraordinary revelation: Mark Zuckerberg is getting ready to pay California’s 5% billionaire wealth tax and has signed an agreement to remain in California for 8 years. We are witnessing a global turning point unfold before our eyes. 🧵
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They’re not even hiding their plans to interfere in the midterms. We must be too big to rig. xitter.cf/kylegriffin1/status/21…
BREAKING: The Trump Justice Department has moved to preemptively block certification of the results of Alaska's Senate race if Republican incumbent Sen. Dan S. Sullivan loses.
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Of course the adjudicated rapist couldn't care less about someone being raped.
Q: Amy Acton's stepfather was indicted for rape. Now that you know all that, sir, do you change your mind about the ad? Trump: No. I don't care
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UP NOW on The Record Store Day Podcast! Last week, EELS released their 16th studio album, Cookie Happened, and Mark Oliver Everett, better known as E, joins us to talk about it. The Record Store Day Podcast Wherever you get your podcasts or: bit.ly/RSDPODCAST
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Apparently some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses.
UPDATE: 3 Charlotte cops resign after an internal investigation revealed a competition to see who can arrest the most Black people
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UP NOW on The Record Store Day Podcast! Last week, EELS released their 16th studio album, Cookie Happened, and Mark Oliver Everett, better known as E, joins us to talk about it. The Record Store Day Podcast Wherever you get your podcasts or: bit.ly/RSDPODCAST
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His obsession with people showing him gratitude is very plantation owner coded.
JD Vance calls El-Sayed "a little weasel who should shut his mouth and show a little gratitude"
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We skipped off work in the afternoon today to see Nathan Fielder’s new documentary, You Can See Everything. Three hours flies by and I was thoroughly rapt the whole time. Fielder has hit a new level with this one.
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"You've reached Attorney Generalissimo Todd Blanche! Press 1 if you've got disposable income & want an indictment dismissed Press 2 if you'd like an investigation to disappear Press 3 if someone told the truth about the president & you need them punished Thank you for calling the Gilead DOJ!"
🚨 BREAKING: "We will not prosecute the abusers named in the Epstein files or reveal their names to the public." — Todd Blanche, US Attorney General
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Go, Cat, GO!
Merrill College students know their rights as journalists. "Cat Murphy is a master's student at the University of Maryland, credentialed as a reporter for our Capital News Service and doing the job we teach our students to do. Cat recorded openly in a public space alongside other news outlets, and that is her legal right," Dean Rafael Lorente (@DeanLorente) said. "I'm proud of how she handled herself in a difficult situation."
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Season 8 of The Record Store Day Podcast! Americana legend BUDDY MILLER discuss his recently released solo albu, and his work with Emmylou Harris, Robert Plant, Dolly Parton, Hayden Panettiere and more. The RSD Podcast. Wherever you get your podcasts or: bit.ly/RSDPODCAST
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Important allyship
Former Saturday Night Live host Dan Levy has called out Shane Gillis over remarks he made about women during his SNL opening monologue this past weekend. Levy specifically took issue with a portion of Gillis' monologue in which the comedian described going to the gym and observing that "women just dress like whores now." Responding in an Instagram Reel, Levy said: "Women wearing short shorts at the gym does not make them whores. It makes the men calling them whores misogynists. There's a difference there. By the way, I've seen more men's nipples at the gym than I've ever seen women showing their bodies off." "But I'm speechless that something like that can exist on live national television. And to be perfectly honest, more men need to be standing up in opposition to it because it's complacency that has created the environment in which women are sexually assaulted and it's a 'conversation' as opposed to a 'crime.'" "This is not a women's issue, this is an everybody issue. Because the more that men objectify women in the media, the more that other men see them as objects and treat them as objects. They are not objects. They are superior human beings to men, OK? And I'm sorry if this gets me in trouble with the internet, but fuck." consequence.net/2026/10/dan-…
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Are we going to talk about Elon putting his hand on the scales of our midterms with this blatant misinformation?
Elon immediately suspended this account that showed Nick Sortor’s recorded call to the mental health facility was AI generated and is preventing community notes on the Sortor post. It’s all hands on deck trying to make the fake Talarico story stick
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Republicans not showing up is becoming more than a trend…
President Trump’s crowd on a Saturday afternoon in Clarksville, Tennessee, near the Kentucky border, deep in the heart of Trump country.
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Bravo!
CONGRATULATIONS! Such A WELL-DESERVED HONOR! Do You Agree?
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There’s something potent about Ossoff’s slow cadence. He allows each word to land. Takes control of the conversation with a deliberate command of the tempo. In a world where everyone rushes, he takes his time. To Collins, it must feel like an eternity to get owned that slowly.
Ossoff: "Mike Collins supports taking your tax dollars and giving it to the people who assaulted police...on January 6...I want to hear if Mike still believes the 2020 election was stolen. What do you say Mike?" Collins: *doesn't respond*
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One day we will look back on this period in American history not just in severe embarrassment but with complete incomprehension. How did this happen? How did Idiocracy become real life in the richest, and one of the most educated, societies in human history?
Trump: Pavarotti was a friend of mine. The greatest diva of them all. A male diva, like no woman could be. I'm very good with music
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You couldn’t fix a fucking pool
Trump: "We could fix Chicago in literally three, four weeks. We'd bring in the military."
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