your mom will be like “why cant we be friends?!?” and then if u say something to her u would say to your friends her head pops off
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everytime i say something bad about someone i think they heard me even if they couldnt possibly. i think my math professor heard me say i dont like her lisp.
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my mom tried to treat my cousin the way she treats me and she got called a cunt for it and now its everybodys problem
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reading iwtv after being forced to experience loumand discourse on here is SOOOO funny. louis drops one super romantic line about armand and then immediately after is like “he is the most evil creature ive ever met, his evil made me miss how nonevil lestat was in comparison”
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