emmy ! :-)

@olobersyko holy shit thank you so much

whenever i wash my hair at my parents house it slays so much more why is leeds water so shite

just chugged my first pumpkin spice latte of the season before the gym and now i’m scared im going to be sick on the stairmaster x

i will never be over chappells reading look i am no better than a man

saw a man RUNNING up the stairmaster at the gym today . what on earth are u training for please slow down

no more googling your symptoms . it’s time to ask chatgpt to make you a flow chart about what could cause them and what treatment would be needed

getting on the train home with a weekly food shop is so embarrassing. like oh look at this loser who can’t drive wah wah

i forgot that having a hyperfixation makes u feel like your on crack . like i can’t sleep bc my brain is like Do More Research on the norweigan black metal scene in the 1990s

just did a 5 step skincare routine so it’s safe to say whatever was wrong with me is Fixed xx

doctor said i’m not allowed my betablockers anymore cos my blood pressure is too low for the machine to read when im stood up 😕 please don’t take my pills away!!!!!

complimented a customers figure 8 tattoo today n he said i was the first person to clock what it was x real recognises real x

good to see a bit of rain has brought northern rail to a grinding halt 👍i love the great british railways!