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Chappell Groan

@punnilingus_

I make a lot of puns about sapphic women, they go down well | she/her

 Manchester, England
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Joined February 2013
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Blur.
@BlurspellOct 23
Since men are too busy with podcasts, someone has to do real jobs
𝙉𝙞𝙖 (@calllmeniaa) profile picture𝙉𝙞𝙖
@calllmeniaaOct 23
Recent data shows more women are skipping college to make six figures as electricians, car mechanics and truck drivers
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@noyeahobviouslyOct 12
“Women dress like whores at the gym these days!” Meanwhile this is what your mama was wearing to step aerobics in 1989
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Solyricon
@SolyriconOct 8
If you think being stalked by a man is bad, wait until some miserable woman with nothing going on gets weirdly obsessed with your life and starts making you her entire hobby.
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The truth is, women are financially supporting men more than people are willing to admit.
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Wait til you find out how scary non-confrontational people can be – at Manchester, England
Thobile Mametja (@Mametjathobilee) profile pictureThobile Mametja@MametjathobileeSep 29
Confrontational people scare me like, let it go please. 😭
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suck yuh mudda@SupremeBrinaSep 30
Non-confrontational people are cowards and everyone hates you for it....you will even start to hate yourself for it.
Thobile Mametja (@Mametjathobilee) profile pictureThobile Mametja@MametjathobileeSep 29
Confrontational people scare me like, let it go please. 😭
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0 should be his new album – at Manchester, England
Rabbi Jeff (@RabbiJeffx) profile pictureRabbi Jeff
@RabbiJeffxSep 16
How do I boycott Ed Sheeran when my previous consumption of his work was zero
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I will now be slandering Ed Sheeran
PLUTO 🇸🇳🇸🇴☭ (@osofspades) profile picturePLUTO 🇸🇳🇸🇴☭@osofspades6 Nov 2021
No Ed Sheeran slander is ever tolerated fr
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soup🕷️
@thrluvSep 13
YES, your political stance does in fact define the kind of person you are
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pasta thots🇵🇸@muppetspiceAug 22
wait till you here about men with small dicks
Alex ☭ (@sinusitiis) profile pictureAlex ☭@sinusitiisAug 21
men with big dicks r not good people
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Abbie🤎👜
@AbbietrendsAug 22
If you think girls are gold diggers, you've never seen how boys act when they discover a girl who lives alone…
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What happened to you, Graham
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Graham Linehan (@Glinner) profile pictureGraham Linehan
@GlinnerAug 19
Replying to @LoinDuTribu
Does your name mean 'a terrible retard'?
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alice hamilton@AliceRHamiltonJun 7
if you’re cheating on your girlfriend she’s allowed to go thru your phone. “Who’s worse the cheater or the snoop??” the cheater and it’s not even close.
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Rob Milton@therobmiltonJun 5
- SAY IT AGAIN.
Pop Detective (@PopDetective) profile picturePop Detective@PopDetectiveJun 4
“AI is not going anywhere” is a PR line from a gen AI company press release that’s trying to make their bad broken technology seem inevitable. It’s bullshit. Please stop repeating it.
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maddie@madsssagascarMay 26
quote so evil it could be used in a childrens comic book to be widely and easily understood as “thats the bad guy”
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trash jones@jzuxMay 21
AI can leave me behind! AI can leave me so far behind that i can't see it anymore and i never hear anything about it! AI can leave me so far behind that i never have to think about it ever ever again
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I'm British so this is how I saw Cassie's look for the party Maddy took her to in Euphoria
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#euphoria Stuck in the suburbs you're folding his laundry, got what you wanted so stop feeling sorry
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