Your neighborhood goofball
Joined October 2012
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Taylor Thurlow retweeted
I think that the debate of who's better between MJ and LeBron will be ultimately decided when we see Space Jam 2 #SpaceJam2
"Most people don’t want accurate information, they want validating information.
Growth requires you to be open to unlearning ideas that previously served you."
–@JamesClear
You may think it’s archaic, but I’ve got a feeling arranged marriages are coming back. Probably have a higher success rate than Match.com
Taylor Thurlow retweeted
When you wake up at 8.59am and remember you’ve got a conference call at 9am.
The #WashingtonRedskins should go with Washington Karens or Washington Boomers... just for a few years to balance things out a little.
If you can't stand the taste of a salt & vinegar chip, you're not old enough to have kids. If you can, congratulations. You're of fruit-bearing age.
Taylor Thurlow retweeted
Old-fashioned gender reveal:
A: Cheryl is gonna have a baby.
B: Hey, congrats! Do you know if it's gonna be a boy or a girl?
A: Yeah. A girl.
B: Wow, that's awesome. Good for you.
A: Thanks.
My fave song from Andrea's album made it on the big boy playlist!! So thankful and proud of Andrea and the team. Love you mucho instagram.com/p/B4mo0_cH57F/…
My buddy was #riffraff for Halloween 3 years in a row and I think he's onto something...
Taylor Thurlow retweeted
I'll straight up fight folks at a book club and discuss books at a fight club I really don't give a shit anymore.
Taylor Thurlow retweeted
I'll straight up wear Vans in a car and listen to The Cars in a van I really don't give a shit anymore.
And just like that, little children all around the world Fortnite danced #OldTownRoad for 119 days straight into history
Winner's Circle: @LilNasX's #OldTownRoad breaks the @billboardcharts record with a 17th week atop the #Hot100 blbrd.cm/2EPxp8
