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Trump: In Texas, Talafreako...
@JamesTalarico: That’s Senator Talafreako. Hi America, I’m James Talarico, the guy who's been texting you every day asking for $5.
Trump: In this economy, who can blame you?
Talarico: But I think, Mr. President, if we can work together, we can make life better for everyday Americans. It's clear people want something new. They want something different. I'm talking, of course, about SNL's cold opens. How many of these Trump freezes are they gonna do?
Trump: Infinity.
Talarico: Well, in that case, there's only one thing left to say. Live from New York, it’s Saturday night!
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Thanks to all you who woke up and got to work organizing! All of you who voted for decency, fairness, equality, justice and against the flagrant corruption in our political system which has been stacked against the working people of this country. And a special thanks to the wave of first time voters and young people who took a step towards the future they deserve. Rise up and sing! Celebrate. Then we go to work reforming our party and our nation for good.
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If Morgan Wallen is in your Spotify Wrapped this year you’re getting sent to Guantanamo Bay





















