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kit eunuch: quiet, clean, industrious, well-read, cares for children, respectful of others
kit balls: loud, stinky, low IQ, does not learn from experiences, no problem-solving skills, pisses on the bed
I leave conclusions to the reader....
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I am begging people to look at the scope of support Steamworks offers to titles before saying things like this
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it's crazy how the evolution of tung tung tung sahur mirrors what happened to god. originally just a minor deity in a large pantheon of gods who ended up absorbing traits from all the other deities until becoming The God.
you never hear about tralalero tralala anymore. he's Baal
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You can never make everyone happy
Give it away for free - they hate you because you have something to hide
Don't give it away for free - they hate you because you don't have a free tier
If only @Tailscale explained why and how they have a free plan.... tailscale.com/blog/free-plan
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You've got it wrong. It's a coverup!
Bible: "The kinetic action against Sodom follows a prolonged and documented history of violence, human rights abuses, and open acts of hostility."
Press: "And why was Gomorrah also struck?"
Bible: "Uh, same threat profile. Next question."
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>“The records say your great-grandmother was born in Felsőbivalytakonybánya.”
>“Yes.”
>“But your grandmother’s US birth certificate gives the former’s birthplace as ‘Fullishbeavertonburg, Hungary.’”
>“Yeah Americans struggle with the Hungarian names.”
>“This may cause problems…”
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when i ask 3yo not to say “shut up” he says “well the shut up man is coming tomorrow and going to say shut up to you”. kind of difficult to respond to that. if i ask who the shut up man is, he says “oh you don’t know???” and laughs at me. feels like bullying
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just went to the aquarium and saw an epaulette shark and my mom said “oh my god are those its eyes?!” duped, i fear, by quite literally one of the oldest tricks in the book
